Ho Cakes?

"Ho Cakes. Cuz Ho's gotta eat, too!" (John Witherspoon in Hollywood Shuffle)

Ho's...or is it hoes...whatever...a little ho news...

Someone e-mailed me about the Mariah Carey shorts controversy...the shorts aren't really unbuttoned, they're made to look that way. Whatever...another friend commented, "Man, they can all probably smell that shit." Well, yeah...graphic, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I've been buying book-related material for people for Christmas. Lame? Maybe. But I hate christmas...and every time I say to the family that I want nothing to do with it, I'm ignored...so rather than look like a dick, I participate. I mean...I love my family...and I don't want them to think I'm a dick...but I really wish they'd leave me out of this stuff. I'd rather buy people stuff all year 'round when I see something I think they'd like...blah...blah...blah.

So as I'm buying some book stuff for folks online from a book club I'm a member of...I see another book that I thought would be cool for me so I ordered it. It was one of the features...which means it's new, it's (hopefully) hot and they're promoting it. Well, I get an e-mail that it's out of stock. Already. That many people wanted this book. Which book? Well, of course...Jenna Jameson's Make Love Like a Porn Star.

So let's analyze this...OK...first of all...to answer your question...why is Whitee buying this? Well, I'm pretty sure it's obvious that I'm fascinated by sex...well, yes, in the "biblical" way, but also how it's used to promote and sell other things. ...how it's used to manipulate people...on an international, commercial, political, and personal level. Fascinating. I mean, I don't get shit...but I'm not so desperate that I'd sell out my ideals for a sex act performed on me. And I'm one of the horniest people I know. (sorry, mom)

So the book was just put out as a book club offering and it's out of stock already...what does that tell y'all. How are your "moral values" now?