A friend of mine showed me this a few months ago, but I haven't been able to find it in electronic form to post (I'm not big on scanning). I finally came across it last night...uh, I mean found it last night.

Like most celebrities, Mariah Carey does charity work. That's great. Fine. I like to think that it's usually well intentioned. One of Mariah's things is Camp Mariah - which is a summer camp ala the Fresh Air group...innercity kids get to spend some time out of the ghetto for a while each summer. I remember Eddie Murphy talking about it in his early stand up act...in fact I think he spent time in Rochester a sa kid.

I...uh...well...I guess I can give her an A for effort, but...I really don't think this is the way to do it. Look at the picture. Really look at it and tell me what is just not right. It took me about 30 seconds to figure it out. (the answer is below)



Have you figured it out?

Look at her shorts! They're freakin undone! Around a group of kids! Christ, they'll swab Jacko's mouth but they won't do anything about this.

Look...I'm not a prude. I'm down with young, half-dressed nubile women. In Mariah's case, I think it's her only talent. (OK, that's mean. I'm sure she can dance or something) But come on...it's a freakin kids camp! And if you look at pictures of Camp Mariah, you got little kids making gang hand signs. Niiiiice. I guess instead of going fishing little Billy can just bust a cap in a fish's ass. Instead of going horseback riding, Vanessa will go horsejacking. And don't get me started on tetherball.

Mariah Freakin Carey.