Whitee - Purveyor of Fine Beats...Provider of Lyrical Treats

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Monday, January 17, 2005

 

What a social life! Cheddar would rather shovel snow than drink with me. Non-sister Tracy is a no-go...again. So I'm at home...chillin...like I do. CSI Miami comes on...and they're showing all these people on the beach. Of course they're all "beautiful people." So I start thinking...

It sure would be cool if I just showed up at that beach...no shirt on...my big old, pasty white gut hanging all over the place...scratching myself...picking a wedgie or two outta my butt. Chowin on a big bag of doritos. Right in the middle of the beautiful people. I'm drinkin Pabst Blue Ribbon, belching...scopin the hotties.

Too bad I burn easily and live in Rochester...I'd be all over that.

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