Before I get into my thing....they gave us a new computer at work...sounds great, but with a new computer comes new software...that's right (start Darth Vader music here) the evil empire and it's Death Star known as WindowsXP. I've wanted to put my fist through this monitor all night.

And I haven't been overly impressed with the Mac's at school. I'm gonna have to find me a Commodore!

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I've been getting recognized more and more lately. The guy at 7-11, the juice guy at the gym says hello to me by name now, just people out in the community. I wouldn't say that I'm famous. I'm just recongizable. I get on TV once in a while, my picture in the paper, run for office a couple times (although as crazy green guy). But it got me thinking.

Assuming I want to continue to foster this reputation in the community as an upstanding citizen, I have to be careful what I do in public. I'm not talking about anything illegal...that's a no-brainer...just for a career in education. I'm talking about stuff like...get completely hammered at a bar. I can't park my car outside of an adult bookstore (not that I've ever done that). Posting a profile on some internet swingers site would be a bad idea. Getting a licence plate that says ASSMAN, while maybe appropriate, would leave a stain...on my reputation. No more going to the store for a six-pack of beer, a spatula, a tube of K-Y and a lawn chair (with my luck, the person in front of me would be writing a check).

You're gonna get seen by someone. Look at the the Congrassman (sic) who was big conservative guy and was caught leaving messages on some gay phone sex service. To me, the hypocrasy is worse than the behavior. So I guess I can only wear my tube tops at home with the shades drawn. Damn.

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I designed an apron, just for my sweetie, dumb, bimbo, Ann Coulter...for when she's in the kitchen of her trailer, barefoot & pregnant with my love child. I can't get the picture of it to show up well, but it's at the online store. It says, "Kiss me, I'm Ann Coulter!" Available for a limited time only so get yours today!

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At work there's a note that says the Boy Scouts are going to be in the cottage tonight for a "Dutch Oven Demo". That's disgusting.