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Monday, April 25, 2005

 

What the hell is this:



I know someone who knits...crochets...whatever...something with yarn. I asked her to make me one that I could use as a hand puppet. "Hello, girls!"

Who would think of something like this? "Let's see....hmmm...I need to knit something original...mittens? No. A funny hat? No. I know...how about a womb! Complete with uterus, fallopean tubes & ovaries! Brilliant!"

Now, back to the hand puppet guy. Suppose this winner came at you in a bar with a uterus made of yarn. Man, they'd send his ass to the funny farm. And check out some of the links on that hand puppet page. Wow. If I were to go with that stuff I'd need to grow a porn mustache and get a smoking jacket. Ouch, Babe!

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