I haven't posted in a while as I've been dealing with personal stuff...not all bad...but my intention is not to make this a webjournal...you're not going to see stuff like: "I had a great bowel movement today." or "Today I went to the store and bought a spatula, an enema and a lawn chair." Though that could be interesting. And I don't use this to whine about personal problems as I think the only people who read this with any regularity are people I know. The last thing I need is a friend or relative calling me and saying, "What do you mean I smell like feet?" I mix in the personal when it relates to something on a bigger plane...like this.

God damn it. This pisses me off. How the hell did I end up Mayor of the Friend Zone, again? I was just minding my own business, not hurting anyone - then bam! I'm not just IN the Friend Zone, but I'm the Mayor...I'm the Marion Barry of the Friend Zone. Mother F*er. OK, that may have snuck up on my ass, but there's no way I'm going to make the same mistake twi...uh...thre...uh...fiv...again.

So I'm working on someone's political campaign for a local office. A good guy. Deserves to be in office, he'll do a great job. I'm talking with someone who has high ties to the local Democrats...she tells me that the muckity, mucks in the party say that my guy is awesome, they love him, he's great...he should be a dem.

Wait a second...let me get this straight...someone is smart enough to be a dem. Look...and this goes for dems all over the country, not just in my hometown...what the freak has any democratic administration done of any consequence? I'm talking local. In the City of Rochester, there's been an all Democrat city council & mayor for decades and this city sucks ass. (Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to hear crap about people shouldn't put this city down, blah, blah, blah. Most cities suck when it comes to government and societial issues...read on)

Seriously, what has your city's/town's Democratic administration ever done that's been really innovative or solved any problems? Absolutely nothing. Around here the Democrats pat each other on the back for not being Republicans. And that's it. They do nothing else but kiss unions' asses with their thumbs up their own. Here, they pass laws to put homeless people in jail, spend millions on a freakin boat to go across Lake Ontario, standardized test functionally illiterate kids back to the stone age and sit around throwing their own feces while there's thousands of houses in the city with lead paint in them. They freakin do nothing.

Then they have the balls to say that anyone with vision, who isn't going to play their morally bankrupt games by running as a green "should be a democrat"? F-you and the horse you rode in on. F-you, F-you, F-you. You don't get it. Wanna get rid of the Greens? Want us to all become Dems? (which they've tried to talk us into doing) Then do something useful! We're greens because you suck!

And you stupid people who vote for Democrats only because they're Democrats without knowing what useless sacks of crap they are - this is your fault too. Join a F-ing gang if you need to feel in with the crowd.

People want me to become a Democrat and run for office. I'll start turning tricks at the bus station before that happens. Will I consider running on the Dem line as a Green? Oh yeah. I'd force a primary, get on the line then kick the crap out of any of their KFC platform jokers they send against me. But not now. I have my term as the Honorable Whitee Barry to finish.

Hail to the "Chief".