Yep...it's Opening Day for Major League Baseball. I know I just got off a rant about professional sports, but it's the game itself I'm talking about now. Today's Opening Day means my season isn't far off.

And in honor of this occassion, I dug up last year's list of New York Yankee Promotional Days that some friends & I came up with. Enjoy.

Sam Militello Diptheria Vaccination Nite
Phil Rizzuto Vibrator Nite
Tony Kubek Tampon Caddy Nite
Mariano Duncan Activator Nite
Matt Nokes Face Cream Nite
Randy Choate Choad Nite
Luis Sojo Belgian Waffle Day
Mike Morgan/AAA Road Map Nite
Jay Buhner Astroglide Nite
Babe Ruth Hot Dog & A Hummer Doubleheader
Mike Kekich/Fritz Peterson wife swapping night
Mickey Mantle for your Fireplace night
Billy Martin Brawl Night
Dave Winfield Bird Hunting Night
Bob Lemon-n Freshened Borax Night
Luis Polonia Teenagers Get-in-Free Night
Harmonica Duo with Phil Linz Night
Frank Crosetti Pats Your Ass Night
Dooley Womack Tuxedo Night
Don Zimmer Diaper Night, infant and adult sizes
Thurman Munson Plane Ride Giveaway Night
Andy Pettitte's Petite Lingerie Night
Joe Pepitone Blow Dryer Night
Jim Bouton's Book Signing Night
Win a Date with the Yo! Girl Night (from the Yao & Yogi commercial)
Billy Martin Marshmallow Night
Mickey Mantle's Complete Guide to Bars Around the Country Night
Thurman Munson Model Airplane Night
Joe DiMaggio & Ted Williams Free Frozen Coffee Day
Luis Polonia foot long hotdog night (for girls 15 and under)
Dave Winfield seagull night