Let's take a look at some news headlines...shall we?

This would be what is on the headline list of Yahoo (which is AP/Reuters based)

• Dutch overwhelmingly reject EU constitution
• Rumsfeld defends treatment of prisoners
• Casualties from Iraq insurgency up in May
• Haig not surprised at 'Deep Throat' revelation
• Calif. landslide sends 12 homes crashing
• U.S. probes engine problems in Toyota Prius
• Large calcite formation found in N.M. cave
• Students compete in National Spelling Bee

Here's something you won't see on US News:

Many killed in Afghan mosque blast

Doh! And I thought we had it all under control over there. What's up with that?

Oh, wait. What are the "related" stories with it?
Nato compound attacked in Kabul
Taliban claims killing Afghan cleric

Well, spank my ass & call me Abdul. Sure glad I was able to stay in tune with that freakin spelling bee...

Oh...and on another note...I lost the "Deep Throat" pool. I had Brenda Vaccaro. Damn.

Jeez...before, I just thought the Evil 3 were just evil...now they're just freakin insane. Uh...yeah...OK...terrorists have taken over Amnesty International.

Alrighty...that's my quick rundown...later...how I'm gonna start pullin the hotties. Now THAT'S news.