I'm sitting here in the middle of the night, suffering though reruns of Randi Rhodes and this left-wing nut comes on and she's seeing conspiracy everywhere. Now, I can't say that most of what the War Criminal does is a conspiracy because it's so out in the open...it's just that no one will stand up to the guy.

Anyway, this nutjob says something that did make me think...the War Criminal nominates his former White House attorney. If Ms. Zero gets in, does that make every document/conversation she's seen/heard privilaged information that couldn't be used in a case in front of the Supreme Court? First, I don't know if it would matter, second I don't know if that's legally true. But if that theory holds water...that's freakin evil...diabolical. Laura must have thought of it.

Speaking of which...would I get harassed by Homeland Security if I sent Laura Bush a vibrator? All I'm saying is that the first lady could use some good old heathen lovin - and I'm assuming she wouldn't let me be her Monica. For the good of the country, my friends.

So, no offense about the Randi Rhodes crack...she's smart as hell, a great sense-of-humor, right side of the political spectrum, and I think she hates Al Franken (which I'm down with)...but that laugh...oh my god...I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher for 3 hours. I know, that probably makes me a dick. Whatever.