Whitee - Purveyor of Fine Beats...Provider of Lyrical Treats
Music, culture & politics. We'll also update Whitee's recording progress.Wednesday, January 25, 2006
The following is a public service message from MASLA:
Hi. This is Whitee. Many of you out there like to take care of your bodies. You try to eat right and exercise. Some have even gone as far to join a gym. That's wonderful. Because of your dilegence you'll live longer, save yourself a lot of money down the road in health care costs and be less of a burden to your children as you get old and decrepid.
There are a number of rules of ettiquete that are good to remember when you go to the gym. Try not to gawk at attractive people. Wipe your sweat off of machines when you're done. Don't let the weights crash. As you exercise, try not to grunt like you're being sodomized. But most important:
DON'T COME TO THE GYM SMELLING LIKE ASS!!!
Look here, Zeke. When the rest of us have to breathe through our mouths because you leave a trail of stench as you walk through the gym...that's not good! Go wash your ass or brush your teeth or do whatever it is to stop that funk. You suck!
That was a message from Musicians Against Smelling Like Ass.
Hi. This is Whitee. Many of you out there like to take care of your bodies. You try to eat right and exercise. Some have even gone as far to join a gym. That's wonderful. Because of your dilegence you'll live longer, save yourself a lot of money down the road in health care costs and be less of a burden to your children as you get old and decrepid.
There are a number of rules of ettiquete that are good to remember when you go to the gym. Try not to gawk at attractive people. Wipe your sweat off of machines when you're done. Don't let the weights crash. As you exercise, try not to grunt like you're being sodomized. But most important:
DON'T COME TO THE GYM SMELLING LIKE ASS!!!
Look here, Zeke. When the rest of us have to breathe through our mouths because you leave a trail of stench as you walk through the gym...that's not good! Go wash your ass or brush your teeth or do whatever it is to stop that funk. You suck!
That was a message from Musicians Against Smelling Like Ass.
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