I know what your mama said...you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. BUT...sometimes if the shoe fits...

Why do most of the bus drivers in my city look like retired 70's porn guys? Balding, porn 'stashe, a bit of a gut. It's like a weird cult or something.

And there comes a time when enough is enough. Dude at the convenience store...you're trying too hard. The punk movement is / was supposed to be about anarchy, not being held back by da man. You got TOO much working there. Take it easy with the pins, tatts, chains, hair, boots, outfit, sneer, etc. You're posin, man. Get a mexican quaalude & chill, my man. And it's a good thing I didn't hear you talk with a phony British accent or there would have been trouble.

I'm just sayin...

And I'm still getting creeped out by the number of people who come to this site after googling "sexmom". Come on...even for me that's weird. I wrote the song as a joke. Oh, and I mention the Laura Graham, "Fuck me, Santa" line once and it brings people here. Don't make me post more Biba pictures.