Mothers, hide your daughters! Whitee is loose, yet again. While she denies I had anything to do with it, my new friend, Kim at Anyone's Girl has decided to stop posting there.

Hmmmmm...starts an e-mail conversation with me...stops posting...coincidence? I doubt it. She's sweet to say it's not about me, but come on...we all know just how much the world revolves around me. I am death. Fear me. OK, maybe not death, but I definitely drive every sexual urge out of women. If she keeps interacting with me maybe she can blog about being friends with people. That would be H-O-T!

If only I could harness this superpower for good and not evil. I would be the bestest Superhero ever!

I am Anaphrodisiac Man!

I would have these superpowers:

• If you look into my eyes, your ovaries instantly dry up


• I can give an Atomic Wedgie with my mind from 50 yards


• I can turn every other tooth of yours yellow


• I can turn your grout moldy


• I can subliminally recite the Democratic Party's Platform

And then there's my Utility Belt:

• The Nosehair Rejuvinator


• The Portable Dutch Oven


• The Whitee Wet Blanket

(Don't get me started on my uniform - I'd look smashing with a cape - Orange & Green!)

Feel free to add your own.