It's not easy being me. Yes, get out your tiny violins...but I'm serious. The rest of you probably have cute little dreams about sheep and fresh little candies and things like that. Not me. This is what comes into my brain while I'm in bed:

I wonder what Tom Waits would look like on a rollercoaster.

What the hell is that all about? Going on to explore this radical, world-changing concept. There are some people who just don't look like they'd enjoy themselves on a rollercoaster.

I've talked about not being a "Whoo!" kind of person. I just don't Whoo. But I enjoy rollercoasters as much as the next person. I think I get kind of a goofy grin on my face. I've seen it in others as well.

But I can't picture Tom Waits liking a rollercoaster ride. Or Madeline Albright. Or Janet Reno. Or Bob Dylan - although trying to imagine Dylan going "Whoo!" does make me giggle like a schoolgirl. Another thing that makes me laugh like an idiot is remembering when Fabio got hit in the face by a bird while he was on a rollercoaster. I'm laughing as I type this. Go here for the video!

I think it's an age thing. Anyone young, I can pretty much picture them liking rollercoasters. Older people, not as much. I could see Ed Asner enjoying it. I don't know why.

Who do you think wouldn't look good on a rollercoaster?