I know I may be a bit paranoid here, but I seriously think this is a trap to catch illegal aliens.




This ad is on every time you log into your Yahoo e-mail now. Every time. No more "Wanna be a Mystery Shopper?" ad or that one for the college with some stupidly hot chick in a limo that would never talk to you anyway. Nope. Every time, they want you to apply for a permanent green card. I should try it...maybe they'll deport me somewhere and I could use it as a vacation. You think they'd buy that I'm really Puerto Rican?

And how many of these illegal aliens - who are supposedly stealing the real job I can't get - have Yahoo accounts? I'm sure after a full day of picking cabbage, Juan can't wait to go online from his wifi-enabled laptop to check on his investments. How many cabbage fields do you know that have wireless internet? And with poor Juan's luck he just gets e-mails about making his penis larger. What the hell does Juan need with a big penis anyway, he already has 30 kids that he fits into his trailer and is too tired to have any more sex anyway. (Thanks to the late Reggie White for that last piece of racism)