Last night I was in a beer store, aptly entitled Beers of the World with a hot chick. No, I swear to god, this isn't some "A Rabii, a priest and a monk walk into a bar" joke.

Where was I? Oh yeah, I was in Beers of the World with a hot chick last night. And a thought popped into my head:

God damn, this is the best dream I've ever had. The only thing that would make it better is if we were having sex on a case of Guinness.

I told her the first part of that, but not the second. I would have gotten hit upside the head with a jug of Mississippi Mud.

Speaking of Guinness...did you know the voice for the two "Brilliant" dudes in the cartoon Guinness commercials is done by Malachy McCourt. Who's that, you ask? He was the recent Green Party of New York's candidate for Governor...the guy who was 9000 votes short of getting the Greens ballot status. Malachy ran his ass off...progressives in NY suck ass.

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