Tera Conner is a punk-ass bitch. That's right...I said it. In case you don't know who this is or what it's about, go here. Go ahead...I'll wait...

OK. What she should have done was to tell Donald Trump to kiss her fine, white ass, that he's a big hypocrite for telling her she can't get a little sapphic delight and party. Hell, we all want to make out with Miss Teen USA, what's his problem? Shit, that dickhead has a f-ing vodka named after him.

Then she should have said that the whole system of "beauty pagents" is just porn without the money shot. No, porn's more respectable in my opinion...at least it can serve a purpose. She should have apologized to human kind for helping perpetuate such an attitude toward women by participating in this and in conclusion she is going to give up her "crown" to follow her dream - to become Mrs. Violet Blue.

Oh, and she should have done the whole press conference with a beer in her hand wearing a strap-on.

At least that's how I would have done it. And, yes, if she asked, I would become Mrs. Violet Blue in a heartbeat. I check my e-mail every day, but so far, nothing.

UPDATE: Come on...if I looked like this I'd be out painting the town as well. Jeez.

Labels: beauty pagents, Donald Trump, Tara Conner, Violet Blue