Dear Ted Turner,

You owe us, Ted. You unleashed Larry King on an unsuspecting public. Oh sure, he had that overnight radio show - where he would literally fall asleep on the air. But you're the wanker who put him on TV. For that you should be Gillooly'ed. But here's how you can make it up to us, Ted. Buy back CNN. Come on you crazy MF'er...buy back CNN, fire everyone and make it a 24 hour Democracy Now. We can't take it any more, Ted. There isn't one freakin place on anything resembling mainstream media to get any real freakin news. Come on Ted...if we see one more story about that dead fucking bimbo there's going to be rioting in the streets.

Ted, your country...no, the world is calling you. Buy back CNN & do it right.

Labels: CNN, dead bimbo, Ted Turner