I have to admit, I'm a bit embarrassed by this...but I feel what I feel and I'm going to own it and say it to the world...

I love Lara Logan!



I know, I know. I'm the one who professed his dirty, taboo lust for Deputy Liar Dana Perino, but this is different. Lara Logan kicks ass. She reports from one of the worst man-made hellholes in the world and when the powers-that-be don't let her report something she finds a way to get it out there. Oh yeah...and she's hot, not that it matters.

Biba Golic, you ping-pong hussy, you'll always have a special place in my heart...or loins...or wherever. But Lara Logan's the bomb (pun semi-intended). I would be her flak jacket - though it be pretty tough trying to get around Iraq with me draped over her.