I've decided to become "The Hot Police". I guess I'll need a female counterpart to police guys. I'm straight so I don't think I'd be good at dealing with the fellas. So I'll just be dealing with the ladies tonight...

There are some chicks who just don't deserve to be hot. Seriously. Because guys (and studies show, a lot of women) tend to believe whatever a hot chick says. I have to admit...if she would have kept her mouth shut since she was...oh, I don't know...nine years old...I'd do Michelle Malkin (not when she was 9, you dumbass). But the crap that comes out of her mouth...she may as well be...uh...Michael Malkin.

What brings me to this is something that just went down...I was perusing one of my favorite sites, Crooks and Liars and there's a clip by this CNBC hottie, Erin Burnett. She's hot, OK...I'm sorry...no, I'm not sorry. This was the first time I had heard of her, saw her, whatever. And the first thought in my head wasn't, "I wonder what her major was in college." No. It was more like, "I wonder if she can get her ankles behind her ears."



I wasn't calling her a dumb bimbo, I was making no comment at all about her intelligence. But then I actually heard her speak... here's the quote:

A lot of people like to say, uh, scaremonger about China, right? A lot of politicians, and I know you talk about that issue all the time. I think people should be careful what they wish for on China. Ya know, if China were to revalue it’s currency or China is to start making say, toys that don’t have lead in them or food that isn’t poisonous, their costs of production are going to go up and that means prices at Wal-Mart here in the United States are going to go up too. So, I would say China is our greatest friend right now, they’re keeping prices low and they’re keeping the prices for mortgages low, too.

Uh, wha?

Erin, baby...either you're an evil bitch or your a sell-out motherfucker. Either way, I would only do you in anger and neither one of us wants that. So I guess our unrequited love affair was brief, but hot...in my mind.

But I am still curious about that ankle thing....