Umm... ummmm... I think I have writers block. Oh, maybe I could write about... no, that would suck.
Let's see, maybe something happened in the news. Oh, there was that guy that jumped into the lions enclosure at some zoo and used his shirt as a matador's cloak (Soleil, olé!), maybe there's something in that. Umm... nup, he was just a dickhead.
Maybe there was some special event on TV I can talk about. Oh, Today Tonight and A Current Affair always have special reports that no Australian family should miss, maybe there's something in that... nup, they're just dickheads.
Maybe I have some sort of thought for the week... damn. I don't think I thank anything this week. It's been a thankless week... I mean it's been a thinkless week... maybe it was both, I don't know.
I learnt a fun game to play. It's really a drinking game, but since most of us aren't in a position to break out the bourbon right now, we may have to forgo the alcoholic beverages. It's very simple and frustratingly addictive. You start off with an actor/actresses name, for example Emil Minty (aka the Feral Kid with the metal boomerang from Mad Max 2), then you take the first letter of the last name and come up with another actor starting with that letter. In this case that letter would be 'M', so you could say Mark Price (aka Skippy from Family Ties). Then the next person would have to think of an actor starting with 'P'. A logical next step would be Pam Dauber (aka Mindy from Mork & Mindy), and so on. If you play long enough your bound to be able to use Soleil Moon Frye at some stage.
So, who want's to play with me? If anything it'll take your mind off the fact that you're being paid to forfeit a large chunk of your life. I'll get you started...
Steve Guttenberg.
What in the world happened to these people? Maybe they went off to do Broadway plays. One would think I stopped watching TV / movies in the mid 80's. Those were the days...
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
