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Joke Collection #3
WE'LL KEEP THE LIGHT ON FOR YA.....from Lablady1
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed--I don't
care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager,
"and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he
snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the
past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next 1orning John,came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
'Nope. I shut him up in no time?"
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," John said.
"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, "Goodnight, beautiful,'
and he sat up all night watching me."
THE MOSQUITOS....from Cateyesgrn
Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so
fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being
bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to his
friend: "we might as well give up, they're coming at us with
flashlights!
A DOG IN A KENNEL.....from PWambs
In England, there was a town that had fallen on really hard times. Their
primary industry had been their textile mills, but now the mills were all
closed and unemployment was at an all-time high.
Desperate, the town's mayor looked frantically around for other industries
to bring to his town. He found that there was a man in Germany who was
looking for someone to take over his thriving hunting-dog breeding
business. The man had made a fortune raising the animals, and was not
willing to unload it for a fraction of its value, so that he could retire.
The mayor used his influence to have the mills converted to kennels and
all of the dogs transported to his town. Employment skyrocketed and the
town prospered.
Everyone was happy, even though, sometimes--especially on the nights with
a full moon--the animals got a little noisy, keeping some residents awake.
But, even these unfortunate few learned to sigh and say, "The mills are
alive with the hounds of Munich!"
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