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Joke Collection #10
The Colony.....from LadyBlue29
An elderly man decided to join a nudist colony. At the entrance, he
was told that the cost to join was $10,000. The senior citizen
thought the price was a bit much just to walk around naked, so the
colony receptionist told the man, "Why don't you try a one day free
trial and see how you like it?" The elderly man agreed.
The man removed all his clothes and stepped out onto the
campground to join the other nudists. The first person the man saw
was a beautiful woman. The sight of her naked body caused the old
man to get an erection. The woman saw the erection and without so
much as a word, approached the man and proceeded to have sex
with him on the spot.
After the deed was done, the man went directly back to the colony
receptionist and, still smiling, wrote a check for $10,000. The old
man returned to join the other nudists. This time, as he stepped
onto the camp ground, he tripped over a stone and fell. A gay man
seeing the old guy laying face down, came up behind him and had
his way with him.
Afterwards the old man returned to the receptionist, demanding his
check be returned. When asked why, the old man said, "I get an
erection only once a month, but I fall down three times a day."
Another Funny Dentist...from LadyBlue29
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her
he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a
tooth."
The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!"
To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the
chair."
AGGRESSIVE SPENDING.... from Sculpt2
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines , surly
clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor
vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.
I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.
"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.
"Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness , I
explained , "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle
bureau."
"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are
you going back there?"
NEWSPAPER HEADLINES.... from Spirit X10
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Stud Tires Out
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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