It's finally official and you are all invited to the wedding of the century, as Ian 'Huey' Hewitson finally makes an honest man... I mean, woman... of Donna 'Donsie' Hay. They make beautiful food together (actually, they make terrible food together, but the photography is fantastic!)
I hope you can all make it to Huey and Donsie's wedding, not only for the breathtaking union for two of Australia's most celebrity chefs, but because, as a special treat, they will be singing a few numbers from their upcoming CD - 8 Knobs of Butter Oughta do it!
Donsie will be singing the haunting 'Who Needs Flavor When You've got Chops' and Huey will be performing the instant classic 'First We Heat Up 5 Cups of Lard'.
Ahh, enough of this buffoonery, on to another kind of buffoonery... Who would've guessed it, Bob Guiney (of The Bachelor 'fame') and Estella Gardinier (the chic he strung along until the end) are no more. (We're so behind the times in Australia, we don't get the important news. All we get is stuff about sick chickens.) They actually didn't even last a month, but were contractually obligated to act like they were still together for a month after the 'event'... and why you ask... well, as a tearful Estella explained, because he gave up his mortgage brokering business to use his newly found/perceived fame to launch a music career. Oh yes, believe it, and he sucks balls. If your computer has sound (and even if it doesn't it's still good for a bit of a laugh) why don't you check out www.bobguiney.com to hear the just-like-matchbox20-but-worse sounds of Bachelor Bob.
The curse of reality TV lives on! Another abysmal 'artist', and Bachelor Bob wasn't even involved with a music show. And while we're on the subject, why wasn't Guy Sebastian awarded for Australian of the year... oh wait, that's right, he doesn't play sport. Those sporto's are great ambassadors aren't they, they do so much. Surely there must be someone more worthy, like... well, anyone at all really. Maybe Kerry Anne Kennelly, she's just as worthy. People who receive Australian of the year award should, in my opinion, do a little bit more than work in their chosen profession. I do that, where's my award?
Ok, so I just want an award... what's wrong with that?
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
