23:51EST-WED-11/29/2K
- Have you ever been to the beach in the middle of December? After several hours of sitting in cramped jets and watching Titanic, we safely made it to Hawaii. So far all I've done is drive around town and walk down to the beach to go to McDonalds, but it's GREAT here! I thought I had fun in Atlanta, but it pales in comparison to the feeling I get while walking down the sidewalk under the Banyan trees and admiring the bathing suits on all the Asian women. I have since decided that taking a vacation like this is a moral imperative. Sure, driving out of state is all fun and good, but no beach in Florida comes close to the atmosphere I find here. Tomorrow, I plan on getting a sun burn and getting wasted on Mai Tais. Until then, I'm going to bed. G'night!
0:47EST-TUE-11/28/2K
- A friend of mine asked me to take a picture of my erect penis and send it to her. Am I supposed to feel dirty? Should I feel harassed? It reminded me of another situation. I've heard many women complain that men can sleep with lots of women and other guys see him as a hero but if a woman tries to be promiscuous, then that makes her a whore. I keep having to reassure the women that it is a bit more complicated than that. When a guy sleeps with as many women as possible, guys envy him. Women hate him and believe him to be a pig. When a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, then women think of her as a whore, some guys think of her like that too, but the rest of the guys really like her (and not just the ones who she's slept with). The status has been set by conservative and sexually repressed people (guys and girls alike). If you look back in history, there are numerous civilizations who were MUCH more liberal in their sexual practices and many of them were even used in their religious ceremonies. I can think of three religions that still do. These people who try to set the standard and call themselves the "moral majority" are the ones who try to shun people who are sexually active. Every time you hear someone talk bad about a sexually active person, ask yourself two things. 1: are they happy with their life? 2: are they a hypocrite? With that in mind, I quickly grabbed my digital camera and proceeded to grant the request. Hell, a short time after that and a bit of work in Photoshop later, that pic was my buddy icon for AIM.
15:50EST-MON-11/27/2K
- What the hell am I doing up at this hour? :::yawns::: I think I'll do some laundry. It occurred to me last night that I needed to start packing for Hawaii. That led to the train of thought where I discovered that most of my clothes were dirty and I certainly didn't have two weeks worth of clothes to take to Hawaii. Well, I do but they're not things I like wearing in public. C'mon, you know the kind of clothes I'm talking about. The sort of clothes you put on when you're at home alone and think that just because they're ugly or unstylish, they're still cozy as hell. Besides, I don't think I have any matching socks left in my sock drawer. Sure, I still have to fight to close it because it's so stuffed. I guess I should seriously consider throwing away all the spares that obviously don't match anything anymore. They're all solid black socks but there are subtle differences that only anal retentive people can tell. When I wake up in the afternoons it's usually so dark that I can't tell the difference so I'll grab the first pair that seem to match. My first clue that something is wrong is when... Why am I talking about socks? I should be talking about manly things and getting into a good mood for work. Ever see an HK MP5K-PDW with a night vision scope on it? Yeah. I'm feeling better now. I'm going to go do some push ups and eat some beef jerky now.
0:43EST-MON-11/27/2K
- ARGH!!! No sooner did I post about the inevitable demise of the Drunkenlosers.com web site, and then they go and change their precious EGOTD (Exploited Girl of the Day) page into the Exploited Guy of the Day. I'm not happy. Imagine the horror on my face when my browser opened up (it's set as my home page). OH WHEN WILL THE HORROR END???
3:31EST-SUN-11/26/2K
- Alright! I finally found a place where I can buy good clothes online without having to drive all the way to Atlanta just to find the kind of stuff I like to wear. Hot Topic has lots of cool stuff ever time I go in there, but I especially like their gothic selection. Mmmm... Leather trousers! I still remember how I destroyed my last pair. Actually, I don't remember it too clearly but I have enough pictures from that night that I can piece together what happened from those and eyewitness reports. Apparently there was a bottle of Tequila involved, a challenge, a couch, and a stunt. While I'm off the subject, I can't wait for the next Pauly Shore movie. I like him. During the night in question, I was challenged to do a back flip over a couch. I had several things going against me other than the couch I was challenged to flip over. First, I was pretty drunk. Second, I don't know how to do a back flip. I was told that I succeeded, but I fucked myself up landing and destroyed my trousers as well. I've still got the tragic remains.
3:20EST-SUN-11/26/2K
- Alas, we mourn the dying of a once great and amusing web page. Drunkenlosers.com has lost over 50% of the original web masters and the one woman I knew who posted for them that I wanted to seduce. Sigh... The death of web pages leave no bones, but the memories are still there. I will miss the Exploited Girl of the Day.
23:02EST-SAT-11/25/2K
- "You know, you can't really judge how mature YOU are, because
by definition you can't really understand anything that's more mature than you are. So even if you're immature, you have no way of knowing because you don't know what mature things you're lacking."
"Um, that sounds kinda complicated for me."
Although this sounds like a conversation we would have had in my very own living room, it was in fact forwarded to me by Lucas who subscribes to a Quote of the Day list. It's worth pondering. I've had to explain my theory on aging several times in the last couple of weeks. I ask people how old they think I am and typically they tell me 19-22. Good. I believe that you are only as old as you feel. Also, you typically only feel as old as you act. If A=age and B=feeling and C=acting, then using the formula A*B/C=A means I'll only ever be as old as I act. I'll be 19 forever!
3:28EST-SAT-11/25/2K
- Heh heh heh, you know you love this song!
2:52EST-SAT-11/25/2K
- What a day. I woke up two hours early. That wasn't too keen seeing as how late I tend to stay up at night and work so late. I just couldn't manage to get back to sleep so I gave up and walked around the house for a few minutes trying to figure out what to do next. I started my diet today to ensure I don't get a beer gut in the future. That didn't help. I walked into the living room and found a beautiful woman asleep on the couch. She's underage, so that wasn't a relief. I got onto my computer and became addicted to Baldur's Gate again (never even finished the first disk) and was really impressed by the latest incarnation of Windows (Whistler) and how it runs all my games. I didn't even have to install drivers for any of my hardware. I tried to download the newest drivers for Win2k (the kernel it's based on) but found out that all the files I already had on my computer as installed by Whistler, were the newest versions already. Again, I'm impressed with that operating system AND IT'S STILL JUST A BETA!!! It was the most seamless networking installation ever. Beetlegeuse was a great flick, wasn't it? The only problem I have with it is that I dual booted it with Win98 and while trying to restore a 5GB zip file of all my MP3s, it bombed out and I lost the 5GB file. ARGH!!! It just wasn't my day. Hopefully I will have a much more smooth Linux installation. I think I'm going to rent Weird Science tomorrow.
1:36EST-SAT-11/25/2K
- Ok. I took down the pic today. I had reached a fairly steady 8 and was content. I can't believe some people gave me 10s. Not as many people as gave me 1s but still enough to make me feel good. The highest I saw the average score reach was an 8.5 which really surprised me after I gave myself a 5 to start. I'm surprised that there are people out there that believe I look better than -I- think I look. I can be pretty damned vain at times. Anyone can. After all, isn't that why the whole fashion industry exists? I know women who look very desirable even when they're just wearing jogging suits or a simple button down shirt. Especially if it is a men’s button down shirt and nothing else! I am sure I'm not the only guy who finds women in men’s clothing attractive.
23:45EST-WED-11/22/2K
- Wow, not only did we quickly figure out what movie Lucas and I would like to go see, but I've also discovered that I'm averaging between a 7 and 8 at the time of this writing. I'm pleased with my results so far from AmIHotOrNot.com. I was hurt when I saw the number of 1s I got. I guess it's time I stopped getting drunk and playing "All or None". The object is to go through the category of your choice and give everyone either a 10 or 1. It makes the grading so much easier when your choices are narrowed. It is also fun with the kinds of reactions you can get with the other judges. It is no fun without other judges to egg each other on. Sigh... I just need to find a cute girl who can keep up with my hyperactive libido.
23:20EST-WED-11/22/2K
- Seeing as how tomorrow is turkey day, and my friends and I will almost all be trying to escape our respective families in the evening, we are probably going to try to see a movie together. This has been a tradition among our group for the past several Christmas holidays, but this is the first time we'll be trying it on Thanksgiving. I wonder what we'll all try to go see. Typically, we try to see a horror flick or some kind of tragedy but the closest thing I can think of to a horror flick this season is the Grinch movie. Sure, I love Jim Carey, but I don't see how he can do a Dr. Seuss masterpiece justice. Call me misanthropic if you like, but I have noticed that people generally like originals better than remakes. Sequels come close to being the exception to the rule (T2, Aliens, Jaws 2, Rocky 2, The Empire Strikes Back, MI2) but aren't quite the same because they aren't trying to do the same thing as the first one, only different. Anyway, I'm going to spend a couple minutes perusing the show times of what's available real quick. BRB.
3:26EST-WED-11/22/2K
- I was figuring out all the necessary finances involved in the trip to Hawaii with one of the other people who is going and it hit me just how much lodging and a car is going to cost me. Hail Eris, it's going to be up there. The ticket cost $600 and the lodging/car is going to cost $800 or so. We're still going to Maui as part of the trip so there's another hop on a plane that'll cost us. Tally up the cost so far and we're almost over a grand and a half so far. This pales in comparison to what I expect to be spending on booze, food, women, bail, and every other sort of partying I intend to do while I'm there for my brief two weeks. I smile every time I think of it. Just a few short weeks ago I was asked what I hoped to be doing in 5 years. Assuming I can find a taco in Maui, I'll be a few years early. How nice!
1:22EST-TUE-11/21/2K
- Sorry I haven't updated the page in a few days. I've been experimenting with repartitioning my hard drive. After backing up my 5GB of MP3s, I formatted WinME off my drive and separated everything into 6 different partitions. I'm naming them after the 7 dwarfs. One died in a horrible Windows 2000 Professional installation. I swear! Would I lie? Never mind that, it's not important. I'm trying to reinstall everything but Windows doesn't want to go back onto my drives. BTW, WinME, Win2k, and Whistler cannot be installed from DOS. I'm so pissed off right now I'm about to just give up and instead of dedicating just one partition to Linux, I'll do the whole thing and throw BeOS on there too just for spite. That'll make sure I don't have any games to play. Good thing Lucas snagged a PS2. I might just die from withdrawal. Either that or I'll finish my Wheel of Time books and get CCNA certified. Hmmm... I think my choice is clear.
0:48EST-TUE-11/21/2K
- "...and then all the christians stood up and left the theatre"
This was the scene after the first 15 minutes of watching Little Nicky, the latest Adam Sandler movie. Honestly, it wasn't that bad. Actually, that's not entirely untrue. It was horrible, but it was just bad enough that you had to like it. Not as bad (and hence loveable) and the immortal classic Kentucky Fried Movie, but I laughed my ass off none-the-less. The first half of the movie is blatant heresy unless you remember that it's a comedy. After that, it starts to exhibit the closest thing to 'good clean wholesome christian morality' as you can expect from the writer of Big Daddy. If the christians (and the 20 kids they took to the movie) had stayed, they probably would have approved on the way the movie ended.
22:45EST-THU-11/16/2K
- At long last, my review of ramen noodles is complete (mostly). After spending many months and three dollars in Krogers, I have come to the following opinions about the various flavors of ramen noodles (both Nisin and Maruchan). I'll start with Maruchan.
- Oriental - I rather like this flavor. I tend to eat all my noodles with a good deal of broth and I tend to prefer Maruchan because their broth is more rich and tasty. I consider Oriental to be the generic flavor and pretty much sets the standard in which I grade all other flavors.
- Beef - My flavor of choice. I actually have many times fallen prey to urges to have this flavor even when there are much better (real) foods available. The only flavor I like better than this is Hot and Spicy but it's made by Thrifty Maid and therefor doesn't count for the sake of this review. This flavor kicks ass. Mmmm...
- Chicken Mushroom - This flavor has earned a new nickname. Chicken Ass Flavor. Yech! You might have guessed that I don't particularly care for this flavor. You win a quarter.
- Chili - I must have prepared this one with too much water because I wasn't impressed with this one. I kept expecting the meal to taste like Van Camps chili but was greatly disappointed because the taste never arrived. In fact, I could barely taste the chili at all. Very similar to Beef but not.
- Creamy Chicken - I couldn't bring myself to finish this product. I normally love chicken. I adore this fine white meat. I eat chicken whenever I get a chance. Perhaps this is why I couldn't finish. I was appalled by it and didn't want to have to finish the bowl and forever have to be forced to remember that bowl every time you see/smell/taste/fondle chicken in the future. I suggest you do the same. Run! Save yourselves!!!
- Mushroom - I don't like mushrooms normally and after suffering through the cooking of the product, I couldn't bring myself to try it. The olfactory sense plays a huge role (50-65%) in determining how a food tastes and that made it impossible to obtain a winning percentage of good taste. Mind you as I stated before, I'm extremely biased when it comes to this particular food so I had someone else taste it. They didn't like it. Neither did the cat. If a product doesn't meet the high standards of an animal that spends the majority of it's day licking it's own butt, I find it highly unlikely that I would enjoy it. Granted, I have not spent time sitting around licking my butt so this could be an unfair comparison. Cat's are generally pretty happy so maybe they know something we don't. Even in light of this, I doubt you will find a taste test review of my own ass.
- Picante Style Chicken - Tasty. I rather enjoyed this product as it reminded me of tex/mex. It still doesn't come anywhere near the supreme excellence of the almighty Beef flavor, or the standard of Oriental, but it was indeed tasty none-the-less and easily beats Chili in my eyes.
- Picanty Style Beef - Much better than the P.S. Chicken but it lost the same meat-n-potato appeal that the standard Beef has. Perhaps this was just an over-mixing of water on my part which made the broth less potent. A rematch may be in order in the near future.
- Pork - I'm positive that the company was merely trying to capitalize on the success of their all-mighty Beef flavor. Tasty? Yes. If someone placed a bowl in front of me, I would chow down but I wouldn't buy it if I had the option of Oriental or the glorious Beef.
- Shrimp - Definitely do not cook this in the winter because you will want to keep the windows open in every room on the house. Fans help out a lot too. The smell was most foul and soon impregnated the entire house well before I could rush into the kitchen to alleviate the problem. Even with the whole place smelling like a wharf in the summer, I mustered up the courage to taste the abomination from the 15 cent aisle. You people have no idea what I put myself through and the sacrifices I make for your viewing pleasure. The soup was good. It tasted alright as long as I could do without breathing.
- Tomato - I'm mad I spent fifteen cents on this.
22:36EST-THU-11/16/2K
- I was just cruising around [H]ardOcp and found this. It looks like a computer that you would see in a 2001 remake of Naked Lunch.
23:44EST-WED-11/15/2K
- I was just cruising around the web today after registering my own domain and one of the links I saw on the bottom was this. Think long and hard about it. I started reading about it, thought it was cute, and got bored with it. I do that a lot. Ladies, rest assured, it's not just you. I get bored of a lot of things. I even get bored of sleeping. Sounds unlikely, doesn't it? Oh well. I need to find an HTTP host program that will run on a 486sx 20mhz. Either that or I need to really get my old server working again. I paid enough for it but I got bored with it and now I just use it as a mouse pad. Don't laugh, it's an awesome mouse pad!
20:46EST-TUE-11/14/2K
- You know, sugar and milk taste awesome when you put a little bit of coffee on them. I'm drinking some right now and my productivity is skyrocketing. No wonder it's free around here!
19:54EST-TUE-11/14/2K
- I'm pretty sure that everyone on the web has heard of SETI@HOME. Many of you even use it. Not only is it a beautiful screen saver, but it serves a scientific purpose at the same time while you would otherwise be leaving your computer on for some reason (cooking, watching an interesting news article on TV, falling asleep at the keyboard, or sudden impromptu nookie). While I'm not a big fan of leaving my computer turned on for long periods of time, I just might reconsider or at least build a separate box from spare parts just for this purpose. Well, maybe not SETI@HOME specifically. I've found something that I believe to be of more immediate importance than trying to filter radio waves for alien talk shows. AIDS@HOME was developed by a doctor in computational chemistry and there is a whole group springing up for this very purpose, just like it's SETI inspiration. If you meet the system resources, give it a shot. I know too many great people who are cursed with this problem. Then again, I'm too scared to get tested myself. Are you?
5:23EST-TUE-11/14/2K
- I am a squanderer. On my way home tonight I was lured into the evil clutches of Krogers to go food shopping. I bought all sorts of junk that I haven't bought in years. I just recently had a great deal of cravings for old dishes I used to have 10 years ago or so and haven't had the fire extinguishers to put them out when they go wrong. Now I've got a fire extinguisher and I tried to cook again (run for the hills). I walked out after spending sixty dollars just on food and ramen noodles (yes they are different things in my mind). On my way out, Wal-Mart called my name. I left there after spending just that much on a rice cooker and a memory card for the ps2. I've blown over a hundred bucks tonight and barely have anything to show for it except an ass-load of ramen noodles and other various asundry meal items. I'm still trying to save up for Hawaii but you'd never know it.
22:59EST-MON-11/13/2K
- What a weekend! Action packed and everything! Well, not really. Lucas woke me up at the ungodly hour of 10:00 on Saturday morning in order to take me to the UT football game. I almost didn't make it but I've found that by leaving a lot of junk on the floor, when I roll out of bed in the morning it inflicts enough pain to wake me up. Therefor, I do not have a messy room, it is just ordered chaos that serves a very specific beneficial purpose. Kids, you can use this same excuse if you like to not clean your room too just make sure the mess doesn't change. If your mother/father/guardian asks you how it can be so specifically laid out and yet change so often you can always reply with 'I am looking for the most efficient layout for optimal discomfort factor'. Oh yeah, I was supposed to be talking about my weekend... So anyway (back to Dalyla), The game was great for the first half as we stomped AK. Halfway through the third quarter Lucas and I decided that it was too windy and cold to hang around and both of us were getting bored by that point anyway. We both went back to the house and immediately signed onto the internet. As an afterthought I turned on the game to make sure that we still won by a huge outstanding margin. We did. After the game, we all watched some movies and then I mentioned something about Wal-Mart having chrome Maglites and we all stopped the movie and went right then. They didn't have any chrome Maglites but they did have a Playstation 2. Unfortunately, I was not the lucky sonofabitch that got it. Instead, Lucas bought it and I bought a game for it. Patrick bought an optical patch cable to run it through the stereo system of doom and nobody bought a memory card. So far, the graphics and gameplay are spectacular. It is everything I experienced upon the release of the original Playstation after owning a Genesis. It's not quite as Earth shattering as when I first got the Genesis, or even with my first NES (the original 8-bit) and let's not even go back to the day I got an Atari 2600! On a technical note, you CAN use the original Playstation game controllers with the PS2 and it'll work. Now if only the memory cards would work too. We're not sure that they won't but I haven't found my memory card to see for sure. Perhaps I'll give that a shot tonight. If it fries the card, oh well. The only somewhat valuable info on there that I'll lose will be my mech from Armored Core and the game I played in Final Fantasy 8 where I played all the way up to the last boss, fought here in a single battle that took four hours, she whooped my ass, I got bored with it and haven't played it since. No real losses. If it doesn't work, I'll just have to pick up a memory card so I can play the game I bought (Armored Core 2) without starting over each and every time. Not an incredible loss but I have so many unfinished PC games that I've gotten apathetic about that I'm beginning to really feel like a slacker. I am, but it isn't good to feel like it. Maybe I've got Mono or something. I'd look into it but I don't have the . Sluggy.
2:54EST-SAT-11/11/2K
- One of the most perplexing things on the web.
1:40EST-SAT-11/11/2K
- Have you ever been so lazy and unmotivated that you don't even have the energy to finish doing what you st
0:42EST-FRI-11/10/2K
- Hot Strawberry Motion Lotion. Yup.
20:16EST-WED-11/8/2K
- I found a neat little web site where you can get your own polls for your web page and link to his own script archive remotely. That's pretty cool. I'm going to start using it extensively. I've already got several good ideas for things to do but unfortunately, I'm busy right now (actually working, sorta) so I won't get around to it until later. I'm either going to start off with political polls or just more humor. I've got a pretty good idea for that one (at least it makes me snicker) and an ongoing list of possibilities for a political poll. I'm just disappointed that Bush is pro-gun but is also pro-life. All this from a Texan? Don't they have the death penalty too? Am I the only one that sees a problem here?
16:06EST-WED-11/8/2K
- Damn. I went to bed at 7am this morning after they decided it would be a Florida recount and was hoping to have some idea of resolution by the time I woke up. Unfortunately, this is not the case. We'll have to wait two more days to know for sure. Suck.
9:09EST-TUE-11/7/2K
- You like me. You really like me! Actually, that's debatable. Once I get some spare time that I'm not using to try to chase women or drool over guns, I'm going to pull down and master Apache. I've always wanted to run my own web server. Maybe then I can load Perl and actually put that knowledge to work too. Next thing you know, my poor web server will become another script archive box like some others who's URLs elude me for the moment. Some URLs that don't elude me for the moment, however, are The Underdogs.org who specialize in obscure and obsolete games. You know, everyone's favorite DOS games especially. I went there and clicked on just one part and immediately found three games that I'm dying to play again!!! Also, Abandon Ware Ring.com specializes in collecting old operating systems and utilities. Ever want to brag to your friends that you remember using DOS 1.01? Now you can. You can even download all the way up through the first incarnations of Windows. I'm soooo there! I've got a stack of old 486s that need to do something other than wish they could be my proxy server or a print server. Uh-oh, I've got to stop talking about it. I'm getting a chubby.
8:54EST-TUE-11/7/2K
- It's election day and I still need to sleep. Whatever am I going to do? I can't even find my voter registration card yet. I got into a political debate with a couple of stoners last night. I know they were stoners because they were hitting the bong while trying to repeat things they've heard second hand or gotten in an email (spam). Needless to say, I won. Thong thong thongthongthongthong! (don't ask)
21:50EST-SUN-11/5/2K
- There aren't enough white people jokes. I was flipping through a book of Totally Tasteless Jokes and was depressed that despite volumes upon volumes of jokes for every other ethnic group or moral majority, there were only three jokes for white people. It was a single paged chapter called WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) but I'm agnostic so I don't even get the three jokes. I guess I'll have to start asking around for them but I don't have the slightest idea of where to go. I've even tried to watch comic view on BET but we get are dick jokes. Sure, I laugh my ass off but I still don't hear any good white people jokes other than the basic variations of having small penises, not having any dancing ability, or the occasional laundry detergent joke.
21:09EST-SUN-11/5/2K
- In the first quarter of 2001 my life will get much more pathetic. I love the life I have now (some more nookie would be nice, but I can't complain) and all the addictions I have keep me busy and broke, but at least I have a lot of fun. My next obsession will be Neverwinter Nights. I'm soooo in love with the concept. Geeks everywhere have dreamed about being able to play D&D without the added complication of remembering how many hit points you have, where the dice have gone to, finding a clean patch of table to roll on, keeping the DM's attention long enough to pick the pocket of the guy sitting next to you, or seeing the big ugly troll that's trying to "barsh" you. When it hits the shelves, I'm buying it and a dedicated pc just to run as a full-time server. I'll spend all my free time updating the game and implementing new modules to it as well. Just for fun, I think I'll also name the server M.E.L.R.O. (HAHAHAHA).
20:13EST-SUN-11/5/2K
- Most people I talk to lately have asked me if I'm really going to Hawaii. Damn it, I hope so. The tickets are non-refundable. I tell them that I am and they look at me like they usually do (as if I'm crazy) and then ask me why. I'm a smart-ass and my favorite reply is 'to get away from your ugly mug'. After the party I went to last night, I'm not in any shape to be drinking anything for quite some time. I actually drank so much tequila that I passed out in the vicinity of the stairs. Luckily, two of my buddies tossed me into bed with another friend (unfortunately male) and I slept for about three or four hours. I woke up feeling awful and haven't been back to sleep since. Naturally, I'm writing this from work where I still feel like Hell reheated and served with fries. That reminds me... I'm thirsty. BRB. ..... Ah! Water fountains kick ass. Anyway, last night I won the pool that was started a long time ago. My alter ego, Turbo-Naked-Man, came out to play in the front yard. I won a quarter. I'm so proud!
3:08EST-FRI-11/3/2K
- It's on! I've got my ticket. I'm all about it. I'm going to be drinking with the best of them down in Waikiki. I'm sooo happy.
2:08EST-FRI-11/3/2K
- I've been trying to get my ticket to Hawaii all night but it's not being very cooperative. So far, I haven't had any luck even after bidding $600 for a ticket on Priceline.com. I'm starting to get nervous. This sucks. I'm going to be mad if I am unable to go after thinking about it for so long.
4:42EST-THU-11/2/2K
- I just thought you all needed to have the following links. You just can't live life without them, I swear!
- Beaterz
- The Threshold
- Random Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator
0:51EST-THU-11/2/2K
- I think I'm going to vote republican. I've missed the last several elections. I didn't like Clinton that much. Sure, he was amusing and everything but he's cause me no end of grief regarding my freedom to be a gun wielding psycho. What's this world coming to when you can't even watch the A-Team anymore without being branded a "wack-0"? Sure, Bush (I'm so tempted to spell it like Busch just for fun) may have admittedly done a whole lot of drugs in the past (Crack was it?) but I can't in good faith vote for the man who has tried to take credit for singlehandedly inventing the internet. Christ man, it's older than he is. Ever hear of ARPANET? I am an IT professional who specializes in broadband internet solutions. I'm not giving credit to him in any way, shape, or form. I don't care if Busch (heh heh heh) sucks dick on the White House lawn to raise money to buy more crack. Actually, I'd pay to see that.
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