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.......... This is the part where I pretend that you are in the room with me and I'm just talking out loud. Free flow thought. Rambling. Ranting. Tangenting on my own tangents. Y'know, stuff. I may update this page as seldom as several days at a time, or twenty times a night depending on how wired or bored I am at work. You get the really good quality tangents when I'm hyped up on supercaff. In fact, I think I'll go get some right now. That'll force the creative juices for sure!
.......... Beware! The author of this page does not condone the use of conservative thought, antidisestablishmentarian ideals, Marxist economics, or anything Ford makes. Read the following drivel at your own risk of understanding me.

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1:15EST-TUE-9/30/2003
Aw, hell yeah! Straight jackets for you! Scroll to the bottom... Boioioioing!

0:01EST-TUE-9/30/2003
Pictures of the chinchilla (Chin-Chin) coming soon.

0:00EST-TUE-9/30/2003
MOSCOW PIG BALL Woot!

3:12EST-MON-9/29/2003
It's insane what kind of things you can find on the web. Purely on a whim, I decided to do a search for Liberace. Yes, I was watching CSI the other day and I was shocked that there is a museum about him. There are also countless web sites. I wonder if he ever had a sequined outfit of him as a pirate...

20:54EST-THU-9/11/2003
The bird is the word. Indeed. In case you don't know what I'm talking about (who would???) I'm talking about that great hypnotic 50's beach song featured prominently in surfing movies and Full Metal Jacket. You know, since they're basically the same. If you don't know the one I'm talking about, I highly suggest you download or buy (hahahaha) it and listen to it as loud as you can. The Trashmen - Surfin' Bird. I've got it on my box at home, but haven't put it on the FTP server yet. Remind me to do that. I'll link it when I'm done. Maybe. Actually... Hold on and I'll do just that. (twiddles digital thumbs) Ok, here. That was more difficult than you know since I'm at work, the song was at home, and the server is at Zak's. Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know that soon I'm going to be a Chinchilla Herder. I'll have the Ranch of Free Luvin'. Tons of little mutant rabit/squirrel/hamsters running around in dust balls. Yeah! Now I just need to do something about the dogs...

22:14EST-WED-9/10/2003
Heh heh heh. I don't know why, but I really want to get a stormtrooper outfit. I've heard of them being sold on e-bay, but haven't really considered spending the cash on one. I did, however, find an interesting page while looking for a new buddy icon. Check it out. http://www.fl501st.com/ That's quite a devoted fan club. =) My kind of freaks.

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