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The Tangent At Hand
.......... This is the part where I pretend that you are in the room with me and I'm just talking out loud. Free flow thought. Rambling. Ranting. Tangenting on my own tangents. Y'know, stuff. I may update this page as seldom as several days at a time, or twenty times a night depending on how wired or bored I am at work. You get the really good quality tangents when I'm hyped up on supercaff. In fact, I think I'll go get some right now. That'll force the creative juices for sure!
.......... Beware! The author of this page does not condone the use of conservative thought, antidisestablishmentarian ideals, Marxist economics, or anything Ford makes. Read the following drivel at your own risk of understanding me.

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8:19EST-SAT-11/16/2002

Muahahahahaha!!! You are not safe. EQ is being ported to the Mac. You -will- succumb.

1:00EST-TUE-11/12/2002

Um... Yeah. Heh. "Microphone test. Test test test. 1... 2... 3... PENIS!!!! Penis check check check check test test. Corn, beans, death, PENIS." -Joe Minarick before every single show we did tech for back in high school or at the ORPH. Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to that wanker...

1:00EST-WED-11/6/2002

Magical things can happen when you point Winamp at an 80 gig directory and set it to Random. We all enjoyed the Transformers as kids. What a nifty concept (stolen from Japan btw...) and done excellently. More excellently by Marvel than by the people who put it on TV but that's the one we know best, isn't it? It was still pretty damned good. The movie was the bomb. Yep. Definitely. In fact, I'll bet many of you cried during that movie as your favorite characters bit the big one like Rayovac batteries. If you asked any of the kids who came out of the theatre after watching that movie if they knew who Stan Bush was and they'd give you a blank stare. Sing a few bars from The Touch and they'd tell you you, and he, are gay. Now, however, I think all those same cynics will have tears in their eyes as the song plays. It's really good. Really. Maybe we're just really fond of the memories of fragile toys with bits that shot off and became choking hazards (in a fun way!) but who knows. I was more of a GI Joe fan, but I'm almost ashamed to watch the shows these days. They just aren't the same. Sigh. I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-r-Us kid...

6:58EST-TUE-11/5/2002

To the lovely and disturbed minds of Tycho and Gabe, I love you guys. Today it is for this in particular.