16:02EST-MON-4/28/2003
- A few days ago, Penny Arcade did a wonderful strip that made me laugh to tears. Then they got sued. Luckily, people were good enough to save the image before it was removed from the official database. You can find the original comic (which involved our favorite stars of Strawberry Shortcake with a new S&M twist) here. Also, be sure to read the newest one posted as of today sicne it'll probably be taken down... today. It's not often that the defendant portray the prosecuting party as Nazis right before they go to court. =) Hey, we live and die for our art, no?
0:29EST-TUE-4/22/2003
- I lose all my powers when a woman begins to cry. This is true with most guys. Women know this. Don't you hate that? Oh, how about this... Don't you just hate women that are so good looking AND THEY KNOW IT? They are accustomed to guys always going out of their way to do things or buy stuff for them. Why? Because guys are prone to thinking with the smaller head, we tend to fall for it. I detest that. That's probably why I usually dislike women who are really hot when I meet them. I don't want to be just like every other guy at their beck and call hoping to get a piece of ass. When I first met Adrienne, every guy I knew was trying to flirt with her. As such, I pretty much ignored her because she is really hot and had all the worshipers she could stand. It wasn't until two years later that I really got to know her. It really threw me off guard when she was crying in my arms and said 'You could do so much better than me'. I didn't know quite what to think at the time, but I realized that is one of the reasons I love her so much. She's a hot chick that doesn't know it and use it to her advantage. Beauty and modesty rarely go hand in hand.
00:31EST-MON-4/14/2003
- There's just something magical about being able to do something that you're not supposed to or not allowed to do, isn't there? I know, I know, you probably think awful things about me already, but I'm not talking about breaking all ten of the commandments (again) so just settle down. Having said that, I'd like to know if I'm the only one who still gets a kick out of squeezing the Charmin?
9:07EST-FRI-4/4/2003
- Death threats just don't entertain me the same way they used to. Your first death threat is kinda scary because you don't know any better. After a few more and a little bit of time you come to the realization that it's only another demonstration of male false bravado. By that time, you've already learned how to defend yourself in those situations, physically and legally. At that point, you can laugh at it because you know they're just putting on a show for their own ego and perhaps their friends. You sit back and laugh, thinking how silly it looks. Oh, just imagine all the things he must be saying to his friends! How flattering that you should deserve so much attention. You know that as he lies in bed at night seething with animosity and oozing with hatred, daydreaming of all the horrible things he'd like to see you put through; you're probably at home drinking a milk shake and watching TV. I know, it's horrible to enjoy watching someone get all worked up over something and know that they'll never act on it. Your own personal stage show. All for you. It'd be different if they actually did anything other than yammer on endlessly. Perhaps that's why I sometimes tease them so. Perhaps at the very least a fist fight? No. I used to be just like them so I know how that mask fits. I've never been in a fight with anyone who's made a death threat, and all the fistfights I've been in have never started with death threats. Isn't that weird? Oh, I never start the drama intentionally. That would be in bad taste and I don't want to intentionally hurt someone emotionally bad enough to warrant a death threat. I certainly don't want the bad karma. Especially since I don't even get a rise out of it anymore. What a pity. Some really intense emotion is always nice every once in a while to remind yourself that you're not completely cold and numb. The only ones that I really take seriously are the death threats from women. You understand. Hell hath no fury...
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