16:51EST-TUE-10/9/2001
- Well, the party page has been moved to the server in our house. I've also set up an FTP server with several profiles with levels of sharing for all the people who beg me for access to our pr0n collection. Routing tables were the hard part. Everything else was done in five minutes. I let Lucas do the routing tables since it's his router and he likes doing that sort of thing. As long as it works, right? On a down note, I've gotten hooked on EverQuest again. I've been playing that in all my spare time and it chewed up an entire weekend where I was planning on going out to play pool with friends. Damn. I really wanted to go too but I forgot. I spent the entire day half dressed and zoned into the computer. I'll do this probably for a few months again and then lose interest in it like I am prone to doing with everything else. On a lighter note, check THESE out! Killer boots!
22:42EST-THU-10/4/2001
- Zak sent me this link: The Alternative English Dictionary It is pretty amusing and fun to read since it is obviously written by the British, but it has not helped me on my daily quest for knowledge. I have become troubled by something I know nothing about. What exactly IS a 'Tupperware Party'?
6:03EST-MON-10/1/2001
- Not all condoms are created equal. I've never been a big fan of Trojans, in spite of their seeming market dominance. If you have ever been condom shopping then you will have noticed the massive selection to suit every manner of personality and penis. I typically prefer Lifestyles since every single condom I've had break has been a Trojan. Hard to sleep soundly after something like that too. Anyway, I went out to pick up a new box of condoms with a friend a few weeks ago and the only place open during my hours of operation was Wal-Mart. So, we cruised around Wal-Mart for a while until we found what we were looking for plus a couple of other items for fun. When I go to buy condoms, I try to get an assortment of accessories to go with it to try and embarrass the cashier as they scan the items in. Condoms... salsa... cheese log... RAID... a gallon of white latex paint... duck tape... and a new tooth brush. Anyway, they didn't have any LifeStyles, I figured I would try out something else. Trojan had apparently released a dozen new types and one of them caught our eye. "Extended Pleasure" condoms with Climax Control. Sounds great! What a bargain. We got a box and put another cashier in an uncomfortable position. I honestly thought about scratching the UPC symbol off so that they would have to announce a price check but I was nice, and in a hurry. We got back to my room and I was very curious how they planned to extend the pleasure. I figured it had to be a topical anesthetic of some sort. Five minutes later, I found out that my hypothesis was correct. They weren't kidding either. That stuff was more powerful than what most doctors and dentists seem to use. Once my wang realized it couldn't feel anything anymore, it figured that play time must have been over and that was that. Forced to stop, I took off the condom and began to poke and prod myself without being able to feel it. After a few minutes, the lady became bored and started to read a book while I sat around flicking a finger at my penis to see if I could feel it. Since they are practically useless for sex and too fragile besides, I think I'm going to put a few of them in the first aid kit I take on outings in case someone has their arm bit off by a bear or something and needs something for the pain and to stop the bleeding.
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