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The Tangent At Hand
.......... This is the part where I pretend that you are in the room with me and I'm just talking out loud. Free flow thought. Rambling. Ranting. Tangenting on my own tangents. Y'know, stuff. I may update this page as seldom as several days at a time, or twenty times a night depending on how wired or bored I am at work. You get the really good quality tangents when I'm hyped up on supercaff. In fact, I think I'll go get some right now. That'll force the creative juices for sure!
.......... Beware! The author of this page does not condone the use of conservative thought, antidisestablishmentarian ideals, Marxist economics, or anything Ford makes. Read the following drivel at your own risk of understanding me.

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14:31EST-MON-3/31/2003

Anyone want a free queen sized waterbed? Slightly used, of course, but otherwise in ok condition. My last cat, Yassir Arricat, had a bad habit of clawing on one of the rail pads whenever she was happy so it doesn't look all that great, but still does the job. I've had this thing in storage for something like 3 years now so I'd really like to get rid of it. I can't afford the storage anymore and I'm sure the dust is quite bored by now.

15:10EST-MON-3/24/2003

I miss my guns. =( I've not had a chance to go shooting for almost two months now. I'm going through withdrawal. I can feel myself loosing my edge. Charlie is in the jungle getting stronger while I rot in this hotel room. Oh, wait... I'm not Martin Sheen. Never mind. I still wanna go shooting again really really soon or else I'll go nuts. If I can save up enough to renew my membership to ORSA then that'll be no problem but this month has been hell for bills. At least it's not been all bad news. Once again the doctors have given my wang a clean bill of health so that's a relief. Nothing's more annoying than a tainted wang.

19:14EST-MON-3/17/2003

It's looking like I'll be moving in with Adrienne very soon. Shouldn't be much different than it is right now. We've not slept in separate beds since we started dating. Only one month to go before we break my record for longest lasting relationship. I feel confident that we can do it. I just hope she doesn't mind me playing EQ. I've often considered it to be a sign of depression when I start playing EQ, but it's always been because I had become discontent with my job. I hope she doesn't think I play to escape her. Nothing could be further from the truth.

21:29EST-FRI-3/7/2003

And the day started off so well too... Am I overprotective, or just insanely jealous?