Holy Fucking Christ! There is no God. I'm sorry, but this just kicked my ass. A while back I talked about the man, the myth, the mystery - Gene Scott. I believe I called him a crazy old bastard. Fine.

So I'm home tonight, flipping through channels and I run through Pax TV...the christian network. And I see this hottie. So I stop. I notice that her style of talking and her presentation looks familiar. Then I notice the www.genescott.com in the corner. Wha? This chick is hot and she's preachin just like Geno. I'm thinking it's his daughter.



It's his wife!!!! No shiny gold helmet! No cigar! Just hotness. This is so fucking unfair. I...love...Melissa...Scott...I...need...psychological...help...

UPDATE: Thanks to Data for the heads up to her wikipedia entry. Former wife of a porn producer...Oh Pastor, sanctify me!

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