Ladies, reclaim your domain!
Gentlemen, fix your engines!
Don't you just hate it when your domain is invaded by a member of the opposite sex? Ladies, you know what I'm talking about don't you? Males just don't belong in the kitchen, do they? Why, the only thing they can cook is toasted cheese, and even then they overload the bread with Coon so that it spills over the crust and drips onto the grill tray. What a mess! And who has to clean that up? You of course, the ladies of Australia, because the kitchen is your domain, and they're messing it all up! And don't even get me started on the clever ones that are able to heat up some baked beans.
Gentlemen, it's time for you to vacate the kitchen and go into the shed to fix/build something or go watch some sport on TV. You know, the Commodore could always use a wash. The whole 'new age' thing just isn't working. And don't even think about going into the kitchen to get a beer, your better half can get that for you.
But there is something you can do: Here's a little tip, try and keep the house neat and tidy. Do a bit of housework. In particular, keep the bedroom nice and tidy, because that's where all the action happens (hey, know what I'm saying guys... hey? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. How's your father?), and nothing cools the action down like a big pile of engine parts in the corner of the room. I know that you need to have engine parts lying around, just in case of emergencies, all I'm saying is try and keep them out of the bedroom... and the kitchen, because that's her domain.
This has been a Community Service Announcement by LCD (Lowest Common Denominator) Industries and Channel Ten's newest reality program, The Hot House – LCD TV.
LCD Industries – bringing the old into the new!
Next week: Crowning the Throne – how putting the toilet seat down get's you action in the bedroom. Hey, hey? Know what I mean, guys? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. How's your father?
God bless LCD.
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
