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Joke Collection #25
Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one
student starts drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it.
She thinks, and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so
naughty and always has some "unusual" picture in mind.
So she starts with Anne.
Anne: "This is our House"
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The teacher: "Good, Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next:
Peter: "This is our house door"
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The teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary:
Mary: "This is our house roof"
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The teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie:
Stevie: "And this is the sun over the house."
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The teacher: "very nice, Stevie" and thinks, there is not
much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks
Johnny to come to the board.
Johnny: "And this is my dad, trying to pick up the soap when
he dropped it in the shower.
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