Transcript from Today Tonight:
Naomi Robson: Hello, and welcome all you Aussie battlers to Today Tonight.
This evening on Today Tonight we get a rare glimpse into the private life of George W. Bush and discover that he's not as far removed from the rest of us than we might have first thought.
You see, George W. Bush has a secret... and it's a secret that a lot of us can relate to. Reports have been flooding in that George W. Bush has a sweet tooth... that's right, George W. Bush loves deserts. Whether it be Barbra's fruit salad, ice cream and lychee's at the local Chinese Restaurant, a simple pav at a Bush family picnic, or sitting down to a nice big lemon meringue...
What? Sorry viewers and battlers, I have someone speaking to me in my earpiece... Oh, he doesn't? Ohhhh... he likes TO desert. Well that's not nearly as interesting. Ah, screw it, just run the damn story... I thought this could lead on to an exposé on which deserts are worse for the heath of the average Aussie battler.
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
