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Joke Collection #30 Never Gonna Stay In Your Hotella No More The Manager Y.M.C.A. Hotel Ft. Lauderdale, Florida U.S.A. Roma 27 jan. 1997 Dear signore Direttore, Noew I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at jour hotella. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to Ft. Lauderdale and stay as a-younga good man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed -how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down receptione and tella: "I wanta shit" They tella me: "Go to toilet" I say:"No, no I wanta shit in my bed". They say: "You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch". What is sonna-wa-bitch? I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and point at toast: "I wanta piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet". I say: "No, no I wanta piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You betta not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch". This is the second person who do not even know me calla me "sonna.wa.bitch", and why is your staff replying "Go to toilet", is that a modern tella? I do no undestand, please tella me! Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: "I wanta fock". And she tella me: "Sure, everyone wanta fock". I tella her: "No, no you don't understanda me, I wanta fock on the table". She tella me: "So you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!" How comma this hotella tella the guest in such bad manner? So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotel no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: "Thank you, and piss on You". I say: "Piss on you too, you Sonna-wa-bitch. I now go back to Italy". Directore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch. Sincerely Salvatore Spumoni


A burgler broke into an empty house in the middle of the night. He had taken just a few steps when he heard a voice boom out in the darkness "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU." He stopped dead in his tracks, waited a few minutes, when he heard nothing else he began tip toeing forward only to hear "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!!" again. He froze and began looking frantically around to see who had said that. Finally, over in a dark corner he spotted a bird cage and in the birdcage was a parrot. He said to the parrot, "Did you say 'Jesus is watching you' just now?" The parrot said "Yes, I did." The burgler said "What is your name?" The parrot answered "Clarence" The burgler said "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said "The same idiot who named the rotweiller Jesus."
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