8:39EST-SAT-5/29/2004
- I don't think dogs like playing Fetch. Not most of the dogs I know at least. Then come to you with the ball. We think 'Oh, you wanna play Fetch, do ya?' and throw the ball. The dog goes and gets the ball and comes back. But doesn't let go. You usually have to wrench it out of the dogs mouth unless it drops it at your feet. What if we're wrong in our thinking? What if they just wanted to show off their favorite toy? Kids do that too. What if a kid ran up to you to show you his model car and you threw it across the yard as hard as you could? I bet the kid would try to go find it too. He'd come back and would probably resist if you tried to take it from him again. I'll go to the park today and try empirical testing. First by throwing a ball for a dog and then by throwing kids toys around. What if the dog just wanted to come show you its favorite ball/stick/toy? You throw it and it's thinking 'Oh that fat fucker, now I gotta go find my precious' runs to find it, brings it back as if to say 'Ok, good. I found it, no thanks to you. Fucker.' It probably tries to keep it from you now doesn't it? It knows you're going to try to throw it again and that's not cool. It wanted to show you its prized possession and you threw it across the yard. How insensitive! Even if it brought it back and dropped it at your feet, it might not be inviting you to throw it. Look at it. It's disgusting! You'd want that in your mouth as little as possible too.
13:13EST-WED-5/26/2004
- Man, I've been pretty out of it lately. I think I'm either still recovering from being sick last week or worse I'm in a rut heading for depression. That usually ends in my being jobless when I get really pissed off and quit for no good reason at all. I've quit for some silly reasons but when I get like this, the sliiiightest thing will set me off. I need to get good and wasted and hang out with my friends some. Or a new job. That'd be nice too. I've just not had the drive to do anything lately. Anything. In the past, when I get bored or depressed I will shun my more active hobbies (of which I have many) and instead spend a great deal of time playing games like Everquest or whatever game I'm into at the time. The other day I logged into play some Lineage 2 and ran around for a couple of minutes but just couldn't stand it. I logged out and logged into EQ instead. I couldn't stand it there either. After running through a couple of zones and trying to see if any of my friends were online, everyone was busy but me. I logged out and watched TV for a bit but that just made me mad and I went to bed. On the plus side, I'm almost done with one of the books I'm working on (David Sedaris, Naked) which will allow me some more time to try and finish the other books I've started and not finish. Books like Tom Clancy's The Bear and the Dragon, Dan Abnett's First & Only, Shakespears Midsummer Nights Dream, and the Marquis de Sade's Philosophy in the Boudoir. Based on which book I'm reading when I go to sleep I have some really strange dreams although they don't appear to have anything to do with the books themselves. Like last night, I finished reading Naked and picked up Marquis de Sade. Instead of dreaming of deflowering virgins with torture and anal sex, I dreamt that I was part of a rebel force that had taken over an abandoned scientific research center in some mountains and we needed to root out some mutants before we were attacked by the Argentinans. Or something. I think tonight I'll read some Tom Clancy and see if I dream about booty.
11:28EST-THU-5/20/2004
- It dawned on me yesterday while enjoying a hot bath and running a delerious fever (recovering from flu) that the answer to all the worlds problems is bisexual identical twin incest orgy porn. Either that, or it's the cause of all the worlds problems. Only time and empirical evidence will tell. If you have some, send it to me so I can begin tests immediately. >:D
9:36EST-WED-5/19/2004
- Um... Just don't ask. Brief Safe. And on a lighter note, I had fun hanging out with Chuck, Jesse, and Holly the other week. Just a quick dinner and a movie, but who doesn't like Magic Wok and foreign films about guns and pregnant lesbians?
14:51EST-WED-5/12/2004
- The person behind me has a calendar of happy animals. She has a dolphin bookmark. She has a mouse pad of a kitten. You know the type. Why does it always have to be the 'cute' animals? Who are we to judge and say what creatures are cute and what aren't? What right do we have to tell a creature that they are not beautiful in their own way? You know, beautiful 'inside'? If we can have a Hot Topic store devoted to fat chicks who want to wear skin tight leather and all sorts of other activists demanding that we stop idealizing the ever-diminishing number of women who are commonly considered 'hot', then why do they always have all these 'cute' things? I'm going to make a bunch of things to help these same people proove how much they aren't about looks by offering them goods that defy the social standards imposed on the rest of 'gods creatures'. You know, those underappreciated ones. Aardvark bookmarks. Three toed sloth mouse pads. Calendars of Blue Butted Baboons. Keychains and stuffed animals of all the other creatures on earth that would make a kid cry. These creatures have a beauty all their own and need love too!
If that doesn't make any money, I'll replace them all with naked supermodels holding beers.
11:07EST-TUE-5/11/2004
- Ok, but just a quickie... www.pacmanhattan.com. Oh, and I just bought Adrienne her very own MMORPG. She was liking EQ but when she saw the cute scantily clad dark elf chicks running around with bondage armor, she couldn't resist.
7:59EST-SAT-5/1/2004
- To all my faithful viewers! Ebay Biker Wedding Dress Comedy Good fun. =D I got this from my EQ guild forum. Who said EQ turned people into Zombies? That's where I find most of my good comedy.
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