Well, it's that time of year again... The Oscars. The stars, the laughs, the boredom. Once again the stars have donned their Sunday best and treaded the red carpet, and once again I have some pictures from the event. As happened last year, there's just too many stars to show you, so I've had to combine them...
Phil Zellweger: Who couldn't love that face... or is it a cat's arse?
Uma Baldwin: It's the Baldwin brother they don't talk about. It think he's a painter... no wait, that's the Daddo brother they don't talk about.
Angelina Levy: People keep telling me she's hot... personally, I don't really see it.
Charlize Connery: Forget her Academy award winning transformation in Monster... this one's truly scary.
Oprah Gossett Jr.: I have no idea what Lou Gossett Jr was doing at the Oscars... maybe he's staring in a movie about the life of the singer from Hot Chocolate. Hang on, why the hell was Oprah at the Oscars?
Heath Ledger & Naomie Watts: Ahh, Australia's golden couple.
Clint Lee Curtis: Aren't they a beautiful pair? No, I mean Clint and Jamie... ok yes, I do mean that.
Nicole Jackson: It's good to finally see Nicole Kidman's head proportionate to the rest of her body.
Well, that was fun. I can't wait until next year.
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