So, if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does it still kill the cute little forest creatures that it falls on? If a tree falls in Tasmania and Bob Brown and Mark Latham aren't there to hear it, does it make a sound? Does it make a sound if the logger is wearing ear muffs?
I'm not sure about the sound of one hand clapping, but I'm sure George Michael might be able to tell us what the sound of one hand slapping is.
If you give a man a fish he can eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll be bored for a day. And then, when his football career is over, he can start a TV show about fishing and bore the rest of us for half an hour.
Yibbity yibbita!
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