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.......... This is the part where I pretend that you are in the room with me and I'm just talking out loud. Free flow thought. Rambling. Ranting. Tangenting on my own tangents. Y'know, stuff. I may update this page as seldom as several days at a time, or twenty times a night depending on how wired or bored I am at work. You get the really good quality tangents when I'm hyped up on supercaff. In fact, I think I'll go get some right now. That'll force the creative juices for sure!
.......... Beware! The author of this page does not condone the use of conservative thought, antidisestablishmentarian ideals, Marxist economics, or anything Ford makes. Read the following drivel at your own risk of understanding me.

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13:36EST-SAT-1/21/2006
You know how women are. I'm sure you've heard or seen a couple of girls talking and one of them is all torn up over the loss of a boyfriend and the other one tries to comfort her by saying that she's seen the woman her ex is now dating and that she is much more pretty/smart/not-fat than the girl he's seeing now? I wonder about that. I thought about it for quite some time (for me, what with all the tangents) and I find it fascinating. I'm still trying to figure women out and the implications were quite interesting. Then I started thinking about it from another angle. Guys don't do this. I'm sure it's because most guys don't look at other men to see if he is attractive or not. Can you imagine a pair of guys at a bar and one is crying while the other one tries to make him feel better by talking about how the guy she's with now is nowhere near as attractive?

'Oh, Frank, his hair was awful. You should have seen it. I've seen better hair on roadkill. Plus, he was fat. MUCH fatter than you. His thighs looked like they would burst into flames if he tried to walk fast. He must have hit every branch in the Ugly Forrest in a tragic sky-diving accident.'

If this scene has happened, I've got an idea of why she left him in the first place.

13:36EST-SAT-1/21/2006
Once again the year is over and my membership to the best gun club in the south-east has expired. I really should renew that but if my experience over the last three years is any indication of how much I actually get out to the gun range, I might be better off waiting to renew next year. Dammit, that means I'd have to go through the whole application process again. Grrr. I'll just renew and try to get out there more than two or three times a year.

I miss the days when we would wake up at the crack of noon and head out there with a carfull of guns and wankers. We would shoot until it was dark or we were tired of putting bullets in magazines and then go drinking that night.

Those were some good days.

15:21EST-WED-1/18/2006
Yar! Those of you who know a bit about me may find this as amusing as I do. In a few weeks, I'm going to Las Vegas, the city of sin. If that's not funny enough, I'm going there to attend the Shot Show. Oooh! A full week of guns and... stuff. It's going to be magnificent! I... I think I'm... starting to cry...

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