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.......... This is the part where I pretend that you are in the room with me and I'm just talking out loud. Free flow thought. Rambling. Ranting. Tangenting on my own tangents. Y'know, stuff. I may update this page as seldom as several days at a time, or twenty times a night depending on how wired or bored I am at work. You get the really good quality tangents when I'm hyped up on supercaff. In fact, I think I'll go get some right now. That'll force the creative juices for sure!
.......... Beware! The author of this page does not condone the use of conservative thought, antidisestablishmentarian ideals, Marxist economics, or anything Ford makes. Read the following drivel at your own risk of understanding me.

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10:21EST-THU-3/30/2006
It's been a while since I updated I guess. I've been spending all my spare time with Julie. You know how it is. =) Anyway, she convinced me to stop smoking. For real this time. I made it two days without a cigarette last time. Now I'm serious. I'm even on Tha Patch. It kind of sucks but it's working. I don't crave a cigarette nearly as much as I did before (which was incredibly often) and when I do get the urge, I have a bag of Werthers candies. That makes me content. So far it's been a day and a half. I have this great big red ring where I had the patch on yesterday. Note to those considering this: Pick a piece of skin that isn't too soft. I chose the underarm of my bicep. Not the best idea. It looks like someone branded me. Not quite sure how that happened. Kinda like a coffee mug ring of red flesh.

19:47EST-MON-3/6/2006
GOD DAMN IT!!!


French Guard I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous
accent, you silly king-a?!

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00:53EST-WED-3/1/2006
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