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.......... This is the part where I pretend that you are in the room with me and I'm just talking out loud. Free flow thought. Rambling. Ranting. Tangenting on my own tangents. Y'know, stuff. I may update this page as seldom as several days at a time, or twenty times a night depending on how wired or bored I am at work. You get the really good quality tangents when I'm hyped up on supercaff. In fact, I think I'll go get some right now. That'll force the creative juices for sure!
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23:47EST-FRI-10/21/2005
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm officially older now. Congrats to me. In some circles we would say DING! and be done with it, but I'm over it.

Moving on to the meat of my post: it just hit me. I know why the radical islamic jihadists are mad at us. I know what it's all about. I know why they call us infidels and fly aircraft into our jobs. Do you remember Frank Herberts series of books, Dune? They were great weren't they? Ok, the first one was great, the rest were so-so. Read the first one and tell me the fremen aren't based on the middle east? Harkonnens? The old USSR. House Atreides I'm a little bit fuzzy on but the Emperor was most definitely us here in the USofA. Spice, oil. I've gone over all this before, I know, but I'm touching upon it again. What set them off? What was it that finally pushed them over the edge and made them stop being all jihady over there and bring it over here? That's what I'm about to tell you. The Sci-Fi channel produced that damned Dune mini-series in late 2000. A few months later Boeing stock went down after a nasty bit of PR. Coincidence? I think not! Have you seen that show? It was the worst abomination Hollywood has ever done to a book. EVER!

What next, The Bible starring Ben Afleck as Jesus?

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