18:34EST-MON-5/29/2006
- I was flipping through the extra features on a DVD the other day and having fun with the different languages. It seems like all that is ever offered is US, spanish and french. On one DVD I had the option for German. That one was fun. Now I want to go and rent some Star Trek DVDs and see what languages they offer. Really, I just want to see some of the less popular languages presented as an option. Klingon, Romulan, etc. You know. Stuff like that. I figure if any movie has any chance of having a unique language option it would be Star Trek in Klingon.
0:31EST-WED-5/10/2006
- As I sat there staring at my plate, it suddenly made sense. I know now what I must do. My steak was delicious. The only thing left on my place is that little green trespasser. Garnish? Who ever heard of such a silly idea. We have been hunters and predators for millions of years. Why would I want a piece of decorative plant taking up valuable meat real-estate on my plate? And there it was. That's what I must do with my life. My purpose has been found at last. I must open a vegetarian restraunt and put a little flower made of bacon on everyone's plates.
0:36EST-THU-5/4/2006
- Rip Taylor.com This man needs to be on more t-shirts. Don't ask me why, but I decided to see if I could find an amusing picture of Rip Taylor somewhere in Google's archives. Unfortunately, I couldn't find one that was very silly but I did find his official fan site which just does the job soooooo much better than I could have hoped.
Ok, TV show idea for MTV2. It's a spin-off of the Surreal World with a desert island and motorcycles. The only people on the island are Rip Taylor, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Ron Jeremy, Bob Dole, and Ozzy Ozbourne's ugly daughter whats-her-name. I'm not even going to try to constrain the show with a plot. I just want to see what happens. Either it will be a last man standing match with all of them vs Chuck Norris or a sort of psych experiement to see who gets a piece of ass first. Either Rip Taylor or whats-her-name. I'm hoping it's Rip because the alternative is unforgivable, unless Rip is the one who does her.
/gag
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