16:21EST-FRI-9/29/2006
- I have a fantasy. I'm not sure if it's a dream I've had or not but it seems so vivid. Kind of like a dream, but not like a daydream. I dunno. I just remembered it recently. I think it stems from a time in my life where I watched too many martial arts films. I blame Big Trouble in Little China. =) Anyway, I'll try to explain it but it helps if you've watched Bloodsport. There's a martial arts tournament and Jet Li is fighting Chow Yun Fat. Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan are the judges and Chuck Norris is the ref.
The winner gets to kill Jean Claude Van Damme.
20:47EST-SAT-9/9/2006
- OMG! Red Dorset Naga Chile I soooo want one of these. If you read that article, be sure to read the comment at the bottom. That's the best. =D
15:06EST-TUE-9/5/2006
- Kids, whatever you do, do not go to a friend's wedding in some strange city and decide you need to get a hair cut. I drove around for a while asking people where I might find a barber shop. A proper barber shop. You know the kind. The kind with one of the swirly arcade barber shop poles and old guys with fishing magazines. Good barbers. They always cut my hair like I want it and I do not even have to tell them any special instructions. Anyway, I found one but they were closed. From the looks of the place, I'm not sure they were ever open. Josh says "There's a place in the mall, we can get it done there" and I surrendered to the idea. Supercuts. In a mall. The story ends badly. Grrr. My precious man coif! Ruined!!! Oh, vanity, thy name is Shane.
15:51EST-FRI-9/1/2006
- How many of you remember the old Choose Your Own Adventure books from when we were kids?
Choose one:
Yes, turn to page 2
-or-
No, I'm a damned dirty commie and I do not get to read the book. Books are bad. We burn books. Throw the book into the fire and praise Father Stalin.
After many failed attempts to try to find something like that online, which would be the ultimate medium for that sort of thing, I did find a few places that had just what I was looking for. I am bookmarking this page for future sessions of boredom or curiosity. So far I have been amusing myself with Crack Attack. It really gives you the impression that you are a crack addict, or at least the story was written by one. There are countless other stories but this one seemed to be... um... unconventional enough to warrant a viewing.
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