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It has been a few months since I updated the keyword search page...Every one of the quoted phrases is one of the phrases used to to find one of my reviews. Some of them may sound pretty strange. Granted, scientist ninjas, special force ninjas, dancing ninjas, naked ninjas apparently are big draws from search engines.

The flashing new sign is for new movies or if I've gotten more new phrases than what I previously had.

For example, one of the big draws to my index page is the phrase "Anna Paquin's phone number"


Movie Keywords that found the movie
Advenures of Ford Fairlane "lyrics booty time across the usa" "fairlane diarrhea"
Assault on Precinct 13 "cholo assault on precinct 13" "police station silencers night movie" "gun type used in 'attack on precinct 13'"
Attack From Space "scientists ninjas" "emerald menaliens" "ninjas and rocket ships"
Battlefield Earth "super explosive ninjas" "does the radiation the color televison gives off hurt us" "where can i find the tunnel holes in battlefield vietnam" "dwayne johnson scientology" "machiavelli + nixon" "can psychlos feel pain" "trained to conquer galaxies kerbango" "battlefield earth leverage count"
Beginning of the End "the order they got out in from beginning to end" "kong fu grasshopper movie"
Bodyguard "bodyguard revenge mafia" "chiba versus bruce lee" "alive raiko" "karate kiba pulp fiction"
Brain That Couldn't Die "bodyguard revenge mafia" "chiba versus bruce lee" "alive raiko" "karate kiba pulp fiction"
Carnival of Souls "utah ninjas" "zombie prom wes craven" "movie organ player church barefoot organist"
Carnivore "teens ninjas get mad people"
CatMan in Boxer's Blow "ninjas are greasy" "possum boxer" "boxer's break" "catman dennis"
CatMan in Lethal Track "making lethal ninja weapons" "catman movies" "biker movies kidnapped" "wrecked ninjas"
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown "gun toting ninjas" "song from torque were the 2 chicks were fighting"
Cleopatra Jones "what happened to tamara dobson" "what happened to cleopatra jones" "purdy shotguns" "doodle's crew" "how do you know that cleopatra was a white woman" "goober candy"
Cyborg 2 "flamboyant+ninjas" "eve of destruction cyborg" "microwaved frog" "angelina jolie sex and cyborg2"
Dead Hate the Living "strapped to a gurney escape" "matthew mcgrory" "i hate ninjas" "coffinator" "movie supplies and squibs" "rob zombies hot wife" "maggot+dead hate the living" "making squibs movie" "bruce campbell fake blood corn syrup"
Deadly China Hero "perverted ninjas" "buy iron rooster vs the centipede dvd" "china vs ninjas" "china ninjas" "dim mok"
Death Kick "how to do a death kick" kickboxing to the death" "show me movies of ninjas fighting with weapons" "corinne malcolm" "jesse bean actor" "attraction to older women that are ninjas" "death kick kc carr" "tied up kidnap"
Dementia 13 "coppola bart patton"
Devil in the Flesh "am boffing" "devil in the flesh cop"
Django "quicksand men" "coffin filled with guns + django" "ninjas with bandanas" "a taste of the lash"
Django Strikes Again "ninjas girls" "meaning of the name django" "meaning of django" "django catfight" "bikini ninjas with guns"
Double 0 Kid "brigitte nielsen red sonya" "willy ames"
Earth VS the Flying Saucers "harryhausen earth vs the flying saucers stock footage crash"
Eegah "lonely cavemen"
Evil Brain From Outer Space "evil germ"
Fantastic Four "costume dr doom corman" "jewel thief ninjas" "old x-men/spiderman action figures" "fantastic four movie shelved" "footage fantastic four" "what is the exploding stuff ninjas use to make an escape" "dr doom marries susan richards" "half-+of-her-disappear" "duel masters comic book printout" "fantastic-four jeweler"
Fantasy Mission Force "carrie fisher with bazooka blues brothers" "special force ninjas" "jake and elwood bar mirrors" "benny bar tripper" "fantasy mission force old sun" "scarf or scarves tied up dvd" "bicycle fight" "aliens and amazons-the game"
Fist of Fear Touch of Death "death touch bruce lee" "the story behind the touch of death" "touch death lee" "batman day of the samurai death touch" "touch of karate" "the curse of bruce lee" "karate strange fist"
Fortress "karen poe" "fortress movie splatter gun" "intestinated" "kill maddox"
Frankenstein the Monster from Hell "was victor frankenstein temporarily insane" "1800's insane asylums"
Freejack "men at work budget estevez" "buster poindexter freejack" "pictures of hummer convoy attacks"
Frighteners "the frighteners tunnel of light fox"
Frogs "movie photographer killed model with rattlesnake" "conager sam elliott"
Full Contact "scinemax actress" "scinemax" "+butterfly knife +flying +trick +video"
Galaxis "pictures of brigitte nielsen as red sonya" "throwing guys around"
Ghost in the Shell "major motoko kusunagi" "bateau ishikawa"
Ginger Snaps "blood symbolizes carrie stephen king"
Godzilla's Revenge "godzilla pitchers"
Godzilla Vs Mothra "incubate + larvae + movie"
Harlock Saga "meeme from harlock saga" "arcadia harlock"
Hellcats "biker names" "hellcats+hagen" "paintings of ninjas" "jackass bike movie hits side of building" "eyepatch chick" "biker-ese"
Hell Comes to Frogtown "dancing ninjas" "sandahl bergman whip" "ninjas dancing" "uranium katana" "sandahl bergman as spangle" "codpiece sparks" "toad warrior" "frogtown cast" "wrestling figure commercials starring rowdy piper"
Hercules in New York "don juan delanooch"
Hot Rod Girl "girls and hot rods" "hot rod lingo"
House on Haunted Hill "emergo skeleton" "skeleton next to creepy creaking house" "anti-villain anti-hero"
Inhumanoids "jem cartoon opening credits"
Innocent Blood "innocent blood 1992" "ninjas are greasy" "naked ninjas" "vampires and the mob" "parillaud vampire breaks" "bone saw ready" "philadelphia trash truck and the mob" "sam ray and ninjas" "rico suavay" "naked conversion crash streetfighter" "toaster oven beating scene movie with" "pittsburgh ninjas" "waking up in a morgue"
Iron Monkey 2 "iron monkey restaurant" "movie review sword decapitation electrocute"
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter "night of the day of the dawn of the son of the return of the revenge of the terror of the attack of the evil mutant hell bound flesh eating sub humanoid living dead part 2" "morals in frankenstein" "bunch jesse" "can heironymus merkin ever forget mercy humppe"
Johnny Mnemonic "johnny mnemonic memory doubler" "johnny mnemonic yakuza wet-wired implant" "johnny mneumonic capacity space" "mnemonic for the order of" "bogus journey sub download" "electric pictures johnny mnemonic" "flaming ninjas" "+wet wired +data courier" "dragon tattoo johnny mnemonic takahashi" "matrix invisibles comparison" "johnny mnemonic nitrogen hand" "halt sinners" "electric boogaloo breakin 2 illegal full download" "daughter johnny mnemonic movie computer""daughter johnny mnemonic movie computer"
Justice League "justice league cbs" "justice league of america tv pilot" "ninjas in america" "live action justice league show" "a failed justice league live-action tv pilot also for cbs in 1997" "martin manhunter" "reverend purty book"
Killer Meteor "dim mok death touch" "sitewwwgeocitiescom tavern lady" "killer ninjas" "killer meteors moon blossom" "howcan wind kill" "meteor head and rope fighting" "jin ghost shadow" "ninjas weaponry" "ninjas cage fight" "lady phoenix super hero" "django gatling gun type"
King Kong Versus Godzilla "king kong enemies" "realistic gorilla suits" "who was taller king kong or godzilla" "ninjas fighting gorillas" "king kong grabs fumiko sakurai" "early japanese pop"
Last Samurai "the last samurai ninjas" "ninjas the last samurai" "dead samurai" "samurai boat archery" "the last samuraininjas" "ninjas dragon and samurai" "pirahnas in africa" "samurai wood sword dimensions"
Legend of Boggy Creek "movie the creature from boggy creek" "inbred white trash film dead cat -poor -whore"
Legend of the 8 Samurai "samurai sword decapitation" "ninjas + samurai" "fallen samurai" "samurai ancient destroyed samurai clans names" "which are better samurais or ninjas" "legend behind samurais" "samurai dwelling" "samurai decapitation" "japanese witches" "japanese legends girl samurais" "birthmark spirit possession japan"
Massacre "kick death heavener" "smokey ninjas" "david heavener massacre" "ninjas restaurant" "origami grasshopper" "sliding peephole" "origami ninjas" "door sliding peephole" "topless scene smokey and the bandit 3"
Mean Guns "mean guns pyun fans"
Merlin "merlin gets excalibur" "craig sheffer underwear" "ninjas get mad"
Naked Space "rodinski" "i want to eat your face" "naked space trailer" "naked space want to eat" "+i want to eat your face +in my tummy" "naked ninjas" "spaceship stark eat your face" "science is my pie"
Near Dark "jeanette goldstein in bikini" "near dark severn bill paxton"
Night Tide "captain murdock" "working in a tank of mermaids working working as a mermaid"
Ninjas in the Killing Field "steven hays ninja" "mafia versus ninja" "sho kusagi" "parachute footage"
Piranha "can i put salt in a piranha tank" "piranha 2 movie kids swimming pictures"
Plan 9 From Outer Space "eros plan nine from outer space script" "all you of earth are idiots script" "inch fingernails" "vampira waist" "vampira vs elvira"
Project A "ninjas getting arrested" "handcuffed around"
Punisher "mafia tommy kills frank" "the punisher rack" "dolph lungren as the punisher" "the punisher cardboard cutouts" "punisher ninja slides" "yakuza ninjas" "yakuza mob consequences" "emotionless brooding anti-hero"
Puppet Masters "puppet controls for kids" "captain america side order of ninjas" "puppet hag" "facehugger puppet" "hag ridden"
Rage of the Masters "ninjas killed my family need money for kung fu training" "fist of fury touch of death"
Reign in Darkness "nunchuckdemonstration" "virus k-17" "k-17+rk-17"
Replacement Killers "replacement killers music airport"
Return of the StreetFighter "died punch to the throat" "review return of the streetfighter sonny" "how to draw streetfighter style" "x-ray punch chiba" "knife wielding woman" "man breaks brick with head karate"
Return of the 36th Chamber "haki scaffold"
Return to Horror High "maureen mccormick breasts" "horror high aka twisted brain" "return to horror high review nudity" "actor prosthetic breasts" "marcia brady topless" "callie knife fighting" "richard farley murderer" "marcia brady naked maureen" "horror movies decapitation teacher" "twisted brain and horror high" "maureen mccormick shock video" "steve mccormick prosthetic"
Robo Vampire "nipplely" "roman tattoo mercenary" "ninjas weaponry" "vampire robot ninjas" "nipplely"
Rumble in the Bronx "bronx mafia" "boat race hong kong mafia movie" "fat lady uncle bill rumble in the bronx wedding"
Samson in the Wax Museum "guillotine-inventor"
Santa Claus "lupita dolls"
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians "santa claus conquer pia zadora"
Screaming Skull "50s horror moviealfred hitchcock" "painting of skull screaming"
Shaft "hotel uniforms elevator operator" "leroy shaft" "shaft 1971 interracial movies" "interracial sex scenes from 1970s b movies"
Sister StreetFighter "streetfighter sounds" "sister streetfighter" "hammerhead tina long" "lady streetfighter" "sonny chiba hay" "ninjas sai" "bruce lee spar sonny chiba" "brother versus sister fight" "ninjas fighting gorillas"
Slave of the Cannibal God "dr no screen capture" "slave of the cannibal god plot detail" "cannibal topless""taste of human flesh cannibal"
Spawn "spawn angela nudity" "+spawn +characters +gabrielle -xena" "spawn overkill" "todd spawn background" "ninja resurrection hellspawn" "spawn on roof" "creepy spawn pictures" "spawn cyan" "gabrielle spawn comics" "spawn doggystyle" "spawn wanda naked"
Spawn 2 "spawn chapel" "merrick from spawn" "lisa wu spawn" "chapel + spawn" "todd mcfarlanewallpaperchapel"
Spawn 3 "video game are you trying to regain your soul from malebolgia"
Streetfighter "yakuza kidnap" "that's a load of sukiyaki" "ninjas street fighter" "compare hong kong street fighter" "order how to draw street fighter" "kung-fu noises" "valor sword cane" "ratnose" "rape fighter action" "sonny chiba x-ray punch" "electra the movie about ninjas"
StreetFighter's Last Revenge "karate girl" "karate girl fights" "how to make synthetic heroin" "janie's got a gun law and order theme"
Stuff "q - winged serpent" "veruca salt- willie wonka pictures" "lure the cop" "what is the stuff ninjas use to make an escape" "eat shaving cream the stuff"
36 Shaolin Beads "ninjas beads" "bead goatee" "needle throwing shaolin"
Terror of MechaGodzilla "mechagodzilla about him" "counterattack of mechagodzilla"
Trancers "rotund man body" "back to the future the car"
Trick or Treat "eminem music backwards hidden messages" "is sammi curr a real singer" "trick or treat skippy" "sammi curr sings rock n roll" "velvet painting kiss gene -elvis" "movie where they travel through tv"
Truck Turner "dorinda guard"
UltraMan 2 "ultra cyborg ninjas" "ultraman captain adams" "ultraman cartoon" "crocodile monster" "lizard" "tornado fly space cartoon" "crocodile harris" "ultraman ii+tornado" "ann marconi" "ultraman ii+tornados"
Vampire Hunter D "dampeal" "snake women of midwich"
White Warrior "haji murad leo tolstoy"