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I was raised by a cup of coffee

 Quotes of the Month
"'Listen, I had a chat with God, ... and he really wants you to be my bitch.'" -- Gabi
"[Children] should be leashed, come with mute buttons, and be dishwasher safe." -- Tompy

4/1
Somewhere
Kathleen: I thought you were a person!
Hoter: I AM a person.

4/2
ASL III
Kim: I'm little Polish.
Lisa: I'm a little teapot.

Starbucks in Selden
"Could MY parents have been born Deaf? No! They never did anything for me." -- Lisa

4/3
online
"Always the alternate, never the thing." -- Sara

4/4
Borders
Lori: Maybe I'll just RPL Joe.
Antonya: I don't think he'll fit in the box!
Lori: I'll just strip him.
(email me for an explanation)

College Park, MD
"Let's get out of here before they shove something up our asses!" -- Andrew, in response to one of the other chapters' chants.

Andrew: I'm sick of this shit.
Lindsay: I have shit written on my arm.

4/5
Alpha Beta Volleyball Tournament
"Jumping on Lindsay is the stylish thing to do." -- Lindsay
"White Team! White Team! We're one better than shitty!" -- Andrew's White Team spirit cheer.
"You know what would also make me feel better? Pushing you in front of a semi." -- Lindsay, to Emalie.

Shay: That was my first Alpha Beta.
Alyssa (AB): Um okay I was 12 then.

"There was an impromptu reappearance of feminine things." -- eRinshaw
"I smell and feel the meat." -- Jenna (First Quote!), on line for lunch.
"Jen, this is the woman that's in love with me." -- Mike Noll, introducing his wife to Jess C.

cars and hotel rooms
Lindsay: I am thoroughly unwashed.
Andrew: You are completely dirty. Uniquely soiled!
Lindsay: I am impossibly disgusting!
Andrew: Comprehensively grotesque!

Kim M: My friend is going to be here in a few minutes.
Rinshaw: Oh, time to get naked then.

"There's so much love here, don't touch me." -- Lindsay
"Don't strangle me, you might mess up my hair." -- Kim Van D

AB Dave's apartment watching the Final Four game
"I will give birth to a litter of kittens if they win." -- Jess C
"That's too many fives." -- Andrew as the game was tied at 55-55.

4/8
The Bermanhouse
"Yahoo, can you make me a mint oreo mudslide?" -- Kathleen, wanting everything to be able to customize to our wishes as easily as XandoCosi.

4/11
Bordor
Andrew: Antonya, you should get a Livejournal.
Antonya: You know, I had gerbils when I was little and they all died on me.
Cassie: ::debilitating laughter::

4/12
Somewhere very sexy
"The couches are upholstered in vagina." -- Skirky

Tompy's Livejournal
"[Children] should be leashed, come with mute buttons, and be dishwasher safe." -- Tompy
Nick's guide to surviving thesis
"When in need of a break from thesis, read Andrew's Quotebook." -- Nick

4/14
Seder at the Bermanhouse
"A breast touched my breast!" -- All

All: It's not as big as a regular dissertation.
Uncle Ron: So it's just a dessert then.

online
Sara: I figure I'll be forgiven on Yom Kippur anyway ;)
Andrew: See? Isn't Judaism like the best religion ever?

Hangin out at the Bermansion
"You don't need drugs. You just need a kaleidoscope!" -- Kathleen
"I want to do drugs in the other eye now." -- Kathleen

Hoter: There's a Tickle-Me-Ernie. There was no Tickle-Me-Bert.
Kathleen: Bert would be like "Go away."

4/19
Online
"I almost ran over the Easter Bunny on my way home!" -- Kathleen

Quoting lane shift

Online
Nick: And how will you be celebrating 4:20am on 4/20?
Andrew: By eating matzoh. You?
Nick: Thesis.

4/21
Online
"We should put HIM on a CD. We should BURN him." -- Andrew

4/22
Ruby Tuesday
"You can have frogs, and penguins, and turtles that you can call Penguins." -- Kathleen, to Andrew

Andrew: He has comped rooms.
Kathleen: That's like getting a scholarship to gamble.

4/23
Starbucks
"You only slurp with the ones you love." -- Lisa, upon completion of a hefty slurp.

Online
"'Listen, I had a chat with God, ... and he really wants you to be my bitch.'" -- Gabi

Andrew: See, if I were Renee, I wouldn't have even noticed.
Gabi: You were Andrew and didn't notice.

Alana: Did the man fairy come to visit you? Cause you should send him my way.
Andrew: Well I think the man fairy will only send you fairies ... oh wait. No that's the fairy man.

4/26
In the car, approaching the Verrazano Bridge
"I was born the same year the Verrazano was built. As long as it looks good, I look good." -- Laura

4/27
The Diner
"I'm being teased, I might as well get free food out of it." -- Gabi

4/28
Borders
"Do you have ... FAT ... BIG ... FAT ... BIG FAT ... Big Fat Greek Wedding?" -- Elderly Borders customer

4/29
Online
"NOT GOD. god." -- Kathleen's representation of the Bette Midler line "God is watching us from a distance."

4/30
Online
"They stole ice cream from the rich and give it to us! Baskin Robin Hoods :)" -- Kathleen, about Baskin Robbins free scoop day.

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