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Quote of the Month
"His band made me throw up for the first time in nineteen years." -- Malique, 10/3

10/3
This must have been online
"His band made me throw up for the first time in nineteen years." -- Malique

10/9
Heartland Brewery, Union Square
Ashley said something funny, but I forgot to write it down :(

"'I swear I'm not a lesbian, but I still want to do you.'" -- Ashley, on propositioning the hot waitress.

10/22
My car
"Your car went trick-or-treating without you." -- Hoter

A place
"We were like, 'Woman's fainting, maybe we'll see Matt!'" -- Andrew, about a situation at Borders requiring an ambulance.
"I'm not being paid to like you!" -- Andrew, to an animal
"Moving boxes bothers you, but throwing up and doing laundry is fine." -- Matt
"Elephants are big!" -- Kathleen
"Skinheads will always win! Skinheads will never lose." -- Hoter, and if anyone can remember why she said this, your vote will count twice.
"It is kind of like a combination of CSI and TMI because it's too much information about the crime scene." -- Kathleen

10/23
Borders
"Andrew, may I have permission to mamba?" -- Melvak, being subordinate while Eric Hansen played overhead

10/29
Halloween party @ Matt's
Hoter: Candy corn! This is my crack!
Matt: Hoter, please keep my candy corn out of your crack.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of Mr. Officer." -- Kathleen, the Catholic school girl.


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