The Quotebook: January 2004

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Quote of the Month
Kathleen: I'm caffeinated and ready to drive.
Matt: I'm inebriated and ready to say stupid statements.
(1/4)

1/4: Kittyboo, CT

"You smell like the people that smell like food." -- Kathleen
"The Cross Island is the opposite of fuck." -- Kathleen, presenting a possible movie starring Christina Ricci?
"Cleveland: it's the Cancun of the midwest!" -- Jess Cohen, endorsing her possible future home.
"Let's play a less stressful game, like Twitch!" -- Kathleen

Kathleen: I'm caffeinated and ready to drive.
Matt: I'm inebriated and ready to say stupid statements.

1/8: Senseis' House

"I hate those people. They're my mom." -- Kathleen, referring to the people who don't mind it when breakfast foods mix together.
"The first rule of Senseis' House is don't talk about Senseis' House!" -- Kathleen
"The seventies is a lovely time of year." -- Kathleen

1/10: Sensei's

"We're watching home videos like a family of weirdos!" -- Kathleen
"It's so funny that your feet visit me all the time." -- Kathleen

1/13: Matt's house? I don't know

"I have amazing willpower when my boss or God is involved." -- Kathleen, explaining her motivation for various diets.

Matt: Frosted ... fuck!
Kathleen: They're grrrrrreat!

1/14: Hoterrarium

Andrew: "Bed of Lies"
Hoter: You're a bed of lies.
Andrew: I'll bed YOUR lies.
Hoter: Matt would be so proud.

1/15: My house?

"Wine is fast-actin Tinactin!" -- Kathleen

1/16: Definitely my house

Matt: You throw it into the water and it stops.
Hoter: A fish tank.

"Now you're becoming an ass." -- Kathleen, to Hoter, for the same reason that she is currently a breast.
"Are you taking my pulse again? I'M NOT DEAD!" -- Kathleen, to Matt.

1/19: Kathleen's House?

"I want to be a saxophone. I SAID, I WANT TO BE A SAXOPHONE. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, I WANT TO BE A SAXOPHONE!" -- Kathleen
"I'm getting quoter's cramp." -- Kathleen
"Boom chicka fuck." -- Kathleen
"All having sex, it's all having sex with me now." -- Kathleen Dion

Kathleen: Hey, science!
Matt: What's up, computers?

1/20: Car

"I was sitting in the airport and I realized, I haven't seen one black person the entire time I've been here!" -- Mom, ruminating on her vacation in Utah.

1/30: Borders

"Everyone's crying because I'm getting things! Everyone's a selfish bastard!" -- Hoter

1/31: Broadway, Greenlawn NY

"We could park in the food and walk to the money." -- Kathleen

: The Bermansion

"May the sluice be with you ... and also with you." -- Kathleen

Andrew: Why do you need a straw?
Kathleen: Because he sucks!

"Only tongues smell with their snakes." -- Matt
"I have a penis." -- Hoter had to alter herself to play Taboo with the boys.
"My coat is mink; my chinchilla is chinchilla." -- Kim
"Look look look! Potatoes cause seizures!" -- Kim
"Hey, standing! How's that goin for ya? Not so good. And let's just keep talking to ourselves, shall we?" -- Matt

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