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I was raised by a cup of coffee

 Quote of the Month
"At first I thought she was a lesbian, but it turns out she's just from New Jersey." -- Andrew, 6/10

6/1
New Haven
Andrew: Aunts throw candy at you.
Sara: Mine don't.
Dan: Mine throw knives.

"It's definitely Puerto Rican Day. Either that or Puerto Rico has annexed part of New Haven." -- Dan
"Place sweet place." -- Andrew
"I have the whole of the Gobi Desert in my hands." -- Dan, during hand and foot canasta
"There should be a rapper called G-Clef." -- Sara

6/2
Bordacious
Gabi: You're not anyone.
Ryan: Thank you.

Kathleen's house
(I don't remember being drunk there, but we must have been to say these quotes)
"It goes from Brooklyn-Long Island man to screaming Spanish lady to Japanese children." -- Kathleen, describing a song?
"Oh why can't I get the runs now?" -- Disuhan, playing cards
"She's kicked the living crap out of me so many times, I have no living crap left. It's all dead crap." -- Andrew
"You know how I wanted to go to Utah to do the thing with the bird and the thing and the happiness?" -- Disuhan
"I don't know what she meant by that but I said yeah." -- Kathleen

Disuhan: Cuz I just draw two of them.
Kathleen: Where is your words going?

"She's my date to the lollipop hunt!" -- Andrew, perhaps meaning to say easter egg hunt.
"I don't really pay attention to small boobs." -- Kathleen, discriminating.

6/3
I think this happened at my house?
"Hello, my husband. Let's go make toys for the little children of the world." -- Disuhan, apparently being Mrs. Claus
"You're our new target. You sell shampoo, and picture frames, and cameras." -- Andrew, playing Phase Ten

Hoter: She's crazy.
Kathleen: I wanna be friends with her.
Hoter: She's dead.
(this was about Joni Mitchell)

6/6
The hospital
"There's nothing like Jewish cooking. There really isn't." -- Grandma Ruth, on hospital food.
"If you're not more gentle, Joe, they won't hire you as a nurse." -- Grandma Ruth, to Grandpa.

Chili's
Andrew: 3 megathings?
Dad: 3.2 megathings.

Borderiffic
"I'm black and gay. Don't mess with me." -- Dwight
"It doesn't have to be expensive to be fabulous." -- The sensible Dwight

6/8
Borderpalooza
"You're like the King of France. You're full of yourself, in a good way. You are like 'I have self esteem!'" -- Renee, to Andrew.

online
"Don't trip over any lips." -- Andrew. Trust me, it was funny. Email me for an explanation.

6/9
Bzorderslovakia
Mimi: The only way you can make her happy is if you marry her and take care of her children.
Andrew: Actually, I don't think that would make either one of us very happy.

6/10
Cowaborders
"At first I thought she was a lesbian, but it turns out she's just from New Jersey." -- Andrew

Madison Square Garden, NY Liberty!
"Here come the villi!" -- Claire, about the long balloons that are used to distract the opposing team when they make free throws.

6/12
Courtney's livejournal
"I had a meeting for work at 7am. SEVEN IN THE MORNING. Which means that I was in my car before seven, which is SIX-THIRTY. Even Satan doesn't get up that early." -- Courtney

6/14
Betsy's shower
Someone: What size is that bra?
Bryanna: C-shell.
(Betsy had a clamshell bra)

"That's a big Victoria's Secret box. Usually you give little Victoria's Secret boxes." -- Bryanna
"I know who you're gonna write and it's wrong." -- Betsy
"Uh oh, she's losin her shells!" -- Bryanna
"True box!" -- Katie (Betsy's sister). Apparently this is a custom in their family, when a gift box reveals its actual contents (as opposed to a food processor in a GAP box).

6/16
Olive Garden, my BIRTHDAY!
"I'm glad you were born." -- Mary, to Andrew.
"You're a BIG fetus." -- "Kathleen, to Antonya.

Christopher's, for more of MY BIRTHDAY
"Yours looks a little more nipply." -- Hoter, comparing buttery nipples.
"Christie Whitman is a stupid bitch." -- Kathleen, NOT in NEW JERSEY.
"This is like sex in a cup." -- Heather, who doesn't typically have sex in a cup.
"[lip print]" -- Heather, because every quotebook needs one.

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6/18
online
"How can people not listen to Fiona Apple? Maybe they have NO SOUL!" -- Kathleen

6/19
online
"When I was born, they looked at me and said, 'What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy.' When I went to college, they looked at me and said, 'Oh, our bad.'" -- Matt
"I can't marry you, Andrew. You're a blue belt." -- Laura

6/20
The Diner
"Ecircles was a place where you could post photos and have arguments." -- Kathleen
"If I took all the siblings I was offered in my life, I would have the biggest family ever." -- Kathleen, an only child.

6/25
Kittyboo, CT
Andrew: Who knocks thus boldly at our door?
Dan: It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!

6/27
The Reneemobile
"When Mimi's around, I suggestive sell my ASS off!" -- Renee paints an interesting picture.

SOMEWHERE in Brooklyn
"Just because they're Deaf that doesn't mean they're not dangerous." -- Andrew, in response to Gabi's suggestion that I ask directions from a group of people signing on a corner.
6/28
The Dojo
"If you're not sweating, that means you're not drinking enough water, or you're weird." -- Sensei Fine

6/30
The Sluiceland
"He'll take over the world, and I'll make dinner." -- Sara, describing her future :)

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