Quote of the Year 2003

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Quote of the Year "At first I thought she was a lesbian, but it turns out she's just from New Jersey." -- Andrew (6/10) January 2003 Andrew: It's the neuter van! Holly: Someone's losing their balls in there. (1/18) February 2003 Brian: Clauda Pennock Todd was NOT the first woman inducted into Phi Sigma Pi. Beta Epsilon: ::GASP!:: (2/8) March 2003 "What would Andrew Berman do if he were here today? He'd lick your face and call you 'Things' and then he'd drive away." -- Mary (3/30) April 2003 "'Listen, I had a chat with God, ... and he really wants you to be my bitch.'" -- Gabi (4/23) "[Children] should be leashed, come with mute buttons, and be dishwasher safe." -- Tompy (4/12) May 2003 Country of Japan: Konichiwa. Holly: Shut up Japan, no one likes you. (5/29) June 2003 "At first I thought she was a lesbian, but it turns out she's just from New Jersey." -- Andrew (6/10) July 2003 "I'm sorry, we're from Florida. We're still trying to figure out how to vote." -- Someone from Florida (7/26) August 2003 Claire: No, Charlotte, you can't discard by looking at them. Andrew: Claire, is your daughter telekinetic? Charlotte: Yes, I'm from Connecticut. (8/22) September 2003 "He had me at Hillel." -- Dana (9/6) October 2003 "Baurm chicka schreeeech! That's the sound of porn stopping." -- Kathleen, (10/27) November 2003 Peter: The Romans [wore socks with sandals]. Disuhan: Yeah well, the Roman Empire also collapsed. (11/26) December 2003 "We will reopen at 9:00am for all your shopping needs. Now that's a hardcore Borders customer. Leaves at midnight and shows up the next morning at 9:00." -- Cassie, (12/23)

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