The Quotebook: September 2004

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Quotes of the Month
"You managed to gross out a person who just ate a whole can of sauerkraut." -- Andrew, 9/12

Kathleen: Those aren't Andrew's feet.
Matt: Yes. That's why they're on your leg and not your face.
(9/15)

9/4: Meehan's, then Pizza

"I wanted to rub her face across a sheet of barbed wire." -- Hoter
"I need to cleanse my palate; does anyone have any celery?" -- Andrew, tasting beer.
"It's like the drunk train, except we're not moving, and there's pizza." -- Kathleen

9/5: Sluicemobile

Kathleen: My dress is too big.
Lukmom: Have a few more granola bars.

"I don't feel like that's what you said, because if you did I would have said spooooon." -- Andrew, trying to remember the previous quote.

Andrew: There will be no children in my wedding party.
Kathleen: And no cheese at the reception.

This quote will not be posted at the subject's request.

9/6: Online?

Andrew: Have you shown Sensei?
Kathleen: Have you spoken to Crackfiend?

9/7: Michelleypants' livejournal

"So, if I work with you and I ask you what you did over the weekend - please just say 'nothing' and walk away unless you came across a wild animal that can eat you." -- Michelle

9/12: My Will & Grace Party!

"I tried to rescue a dog, but it just ran away and pooped on the lawn." -- Kathleen

David: We can have a gay weekend!
Andrew: I have to work Saturday and Sunday.
David: Okay, a gay night.
M@: A gay four hours! A blowjob in the kitchen!

"You managed to gross out a person who just ate a whole can of sauerkraut." -- Andrew

9/15: HOUSE

Matt: They take the blood from your veins and put it in a bag.
Jennelle: The bad people?
(playing Taboo)

Kathleen: Those aren't Andrew's feet.
Matt: Yes. That's why they're on your leg and not your face.

: Internet across the world!

"MAZLETOF! Hey, I tried - but three cedars just weren't enough for me to spell jew enough." -- The adorable Shohei.

9/23: Gemrepus' comment in Pistashio2's livejournal

"Women are like fabric softener for people." -- Margaret

9/26: Egreenwood's livejournal

Person: I'd take a bullet for you.
Alyssa: Sure you would, if it were a bullet made of BACON.

9/28: HOUSE

"We live in NO! In the City, they live in NO NO!" -- Kathleen, Bglowsliething

9/29: Dojo

"If you can't do it, then don't, or do it weird." -- Sensei Wuertz, on Jeanne's knee walking.
"Sí. I mean hai Sensei!" -- A confused and embarrassed new white belt.

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