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"I usually assume that people are either my age, or younger than me or older than me." -- Kathleen

3/1
Borders
"Is this the 'Walk All Over Us' Sale?" -- Fred, referring to the stickers (pictured to your right) we had to put on all the sale items.

3/3
Home
Matt: My favorite part about Wednesdays is that I get to do the warm up.
Andrew: That's my least favorite thing about Wednesdays.

3/4
Diner
Alice: Why don't you like to be called Maureen?
Mimi: It's farty.

Kathleen: Wanna buy a duck?
Hoter: No.
Kathleen: Buy a fucking duck! Buy it!

Bermansion, playing Taboo
Matt: It's something that makes it better.
Hoter: Poison?

Andrew: (tickling Kathleen) This is like a ride!
Kathleen: A ride where you DIE!

3/5
Lori's Coop
"Anything spoken by the Japanese is of no consequence to us." -- Lori, in the most non-ethnocentric way possible, I assure you.

3/6
The Sluice
"Do you like water?" -- Disuhan's prelude to convincing Kathleen to try SCUBA diving.
"The theme of our wedding is going to be 'We're getting married.'" -- Disuhan

3/7
The Grove
"There are only one and a half naked people." -- Disuhan, probably about Kill Bill

Andrew: Is this movie all in black and white?
Kathleen: No, there's some yellow.

...an hour later...

Hoter: Is this movie all in black and white?
Disuhan: No, there's some yellow.

3/10
The Hoterrarium
"All the black people are orange!" -- Hoter, watching basketball on a TV with poor tracking.

Diner
"I usually assume that people are either my age, or younger than me or older than me." -- Kathleen

Kim: This is the Candlelight Diner.
Kathleen: Canteloupe Diner!

Bermatorium
Andrew: I'm gonna look for another teapot.
Kathleen: I'm a little one!

3/13
Place?
Disuhan: In my dream, you were such a bitch.
Kim: Okay, that happens in real life too.

3/14
Borders
"We should get Carol and Fred together and tell them the story of the boy who cried wolf, and make sure they understand the moral." -- Cassie, about employees who frivolously page for backup.

3/19
Ruby Foo's with CRUSTY OLD Phi Sig people
"It's amazing how we can go from trimming your Bush to President Bush." -- Nickonara, who is thrilled to be back in the Quotebook.

3/20
Adam's house I think
"What's Playboy on Demand? I demand naked NOW." -- Kathleen

3/22
Renee's Exterra
"Nobody gets hurt! Well ... I don't get hurt!" -- Renee, on her new dating philosophy.

3/25
House
"Oh, that's what a muffler does? All I knew is that I won't pay a lot for it." -- Andrew

3/31
online
"Hoter's house may now be called 'Second Base.'" -- Kathleen

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